Didn’t know this existed. Thank you.

Boooooooo

This is what I’ve needed in an article. Between Jason and you, I think I’ve gotten all I need to know about this thing.

Hot take:

Oh sir. Let me introduce you to the wonders of the Central American driving style.

Amen.

“We’re going to lower prices by limiting foreign trade.”

As much as I’d like to say “this is a dumb take”, I’d be lying to myself, because this is not a dumb take. I just don’t like that reality that people suck at driving and we must accommodate.

Say what

Crazy idea:

What a wonderful commercial.

Hey FCA-PSA,

A full size sedan, RWD, V8, luxury car? Sounds like a good use of a Chrysler 300 body swap. I’d be game.

I think it’s just now occurred to me we might get Citroens and Peugeots in the US again. I’ve always been intrigued, but maybe because it was the forbidden fruit. Maybe a nice diesel car? But doubtful we’d see one.

I know the new name will probably be shorter, but I propose we use each marque’s name in the new naming convention.

You might be right. I hope Jalopnik weathers the storm, or at least the staff all get picked up by another media group if not!

If you don’t say Rip-Ems like the rest of us, you might as well go home. 

This is the kinda raw journalism I’ve come to love and admire haha

The biggest takeaway here, that I feel like is being glossed over, is the “Customizable Individual” Mode. This seems very very interesting. Could range from anything like “fine tuning the stability control”, to hopefully the more ludicrous “Red Light showoff mode”, where I hope to setup a system where I can turn off…

Factual point: You’re not wrong.