Welcome for those of you who have ventured this far into the comments! Let me recap for you!

Will do.

“On a Clear Day You Can See General Motors” by Patrick J. Wright. Has anyone else read it? It’s an amazing book about (and by) John Delorean. It’s a trash talking, hard hitting in depth look at 60s and 70s GM. Delorean wrote it with Wright, but backed out for fear of upsetting his former employers. Wright bought the…

Well, it’s not an awesome story per se, but I feel like I owe you one. My father decided he needed a truck about a year ago, and found a 1993 Chevy Silverado with only 18,000 miles on it. It’s immaculate. The seats are new. The window sticker looks new. The Chevy manual cassette tape is still in its plastic wrap. But…

THIS IS MY MOMENT...

Dear People Who Posted the Wrangler Dragon Edition,

I giggled on that one. No shame.

But that design is so pretty. I kinda want it. I kinda need it.

Cricket bat maybe? Or maybe they sell baseball bats there just so you can clobber people.

Happy Birthday Vlad!!

WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT FRED DURST? Did he die?? Is there some revival I don’t know about? Is everyone just trying to confuse me? Why??

That sounds about right.

But I want to hit them...

One time tax evasion is crappy. But a yearly tax could be big. Look at collectors, and retired men. $1500 a car a year adds up.

Is this an analogy or..? Why am I even here? Existential crisis.

Though I’ve always wanted to pick up boxing...

I’m catching up to your record then haha.

Last job he’ll ever have.

It’s a catch 22. If you hit them first, you’re the jerk. If you ask them to hit you, and they do, you get your opportunity, but now you look like a jerk. Oh well.

Don’t tell the other guy, but I gave you a few stars so you’d have more than him. Shhhhhhh...