The actual platform of the Republican Party is “cut taxes for rich people and shovel more public money to them”. Everything else is bullshit window dressing, including this speech.

Putin already has.

Gaga should do a “Telephone” performance with Beyoncé Skyping in from some insanely elaborate master bed setup.

I was having this conversation with a few friends this morning. It’s almost impossible to pick just one, but I do think this is the most offensive thing anyone in his cabinet has said so far.

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

Dear Jezebel,

The only “fake news” is the notion that Trump is a competent manager or businessman. Politico ran an article today that basically calls him out for being a charlatan who pretends to be a great manager, but who is incapable of actually managing an apparatus like the federal government. http://www.politico.com/magazine…

This country is so fucked. These morons are cheering their own destruction.

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

Act now, discuss later as a technique meant to bring me (a Hillary voter) into the fold? IT’S A BOLD MOVE, COTTON, WE’LL SEE IF IT PAYS OFF.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

The difference is: being funny.

I’ve asked this before, but when did it become no longer a thing where Nazis are the definitive bad buys? I mean I grew up watching Indiana Jones & Captain America punch Nazis in the face and everyone cheered. How is this a thing?

Even the Joker hates Nazis, kids!

The American right spent 40 years courting and nurturing hate and divisiveness and now their next gen stars are scaring even them. It’s rather entertaining to watch Republicans now, like alligators eating their own spawn.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”