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I need to go watch that Jon Stewart clip now so I can imagine Tucker Carlson going home and crying to himself about that tonight. That will make me feel slightly better.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

It’s about fucking time, media. They are partly responsible for this shit show and should be apologizing to the American people everyday.

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The moment when she got read for the absurd liar she is: Anderson doesn’t  say a thing, he just reflexively can’t stop laughing at her (though finally he blurts out, “This is so stupid!”). Anyone who hasn’t seen this, let this minute and a half brighten your day....

Christie Brinkley? I think you’re confusing her with Gayle Gergich

It would be a ridiculous miscarriage of justice to put people in prison for that. They should be summarily executed.

For anyone in North Carolina the state Democratic Party has created a pipeline project to get new blood into the party and running for office at all levels of government in the state. I signed up because Rep. Szoka, a Republican, ran unopposed in my district.

any and all forms of discrimination that flash across my screen, i shall respond in one way. eat a dick

the compromise offered by Cooper involves repealing the bill and creating “stricter penalties” for unspecified “bathroom crimes”

Chaffetz is one of the most spineless, worthless, cowardly motherfuckers in the GOP today. He should be ashamed of himself and his weasely face. Ugh.

Conway is getting iced out. Stephen Miller seems to be where it’s at now.

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

I think horrible people are just naturally drawn to each other.

Serious question: does Donald actively seek out terrible people to associate with, or do normal people who associate with him eventually become terrible?

I was just explaining the concept of universal health care.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

This is so deliciously good.