I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.
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$100 Pence gives the “official” on the night concession.
So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.
I used to occasionally spill small amounts of liquid while sipping on a delicious drink. To stem the tide of rude “Hole in your lip?” comments, I now fly a small plane over the city where I plan to drink, seed the air with silver iodide, wait for rain clouds to form, then buy a drink and sit outside. Everything is…
Excellent article. I tried it just this afternoon and there wasn’t the usual mess crumbs under my desk and in my lap. Thanks for the sound advice. Saved me all the embarrassment that comes with crumbs. The staring. The laughter behind my back.
It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.
Dang it all, I should have picked richer parents.
Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you
Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.
It’s always been a con. When he loses the election he can declare bankruptcy and retire with all the campaign contributions and sell MAGA gear at MMA shows.
no thanks, i’m good.
exactly, like from the show portlandberg - its an art project! i love that episode.
I’ve been rewatcing things that I enjoy, so Parks and Rec and West Wing are in my rotation. I also find the Bravo shows to be mindlessly fun.
I would like to ask how everyone is maintaining their sanity through the final 2 weeks of this fuckfest?
Samantha Bee has been a bright spot in what has been a horror show of an election.
Page Six reports that while Joan’s daughter Melissa Rivers “initially cooperated with the book,” she eventually decided put the kibosh on interviews with its author, Leslie Bennetts. Why? Well, maybe because the book isn’t entirely kind to her. One reason for this could be that, per a source, many friends of the late…