If you can’t figure out whether or not it’s sarcasm, I can’t really help you.

I, for one, am completely satisfied to witness the slow demise of one of my least favorite brands. 

Let’s be honest, it probably didn’t happen in testing. Would not surprise me if there’s some obscure thing that triggers it.

Just because you’re too stupid to see what I’m saying doesn’t mean I didn’t read the article.

TOONCES WAS BOTH THINGS.

Actually, I’m a master multi-tasker. And I’m also really good at prioritizing and picking my battles and not wasting my time on little shit that doesn’t matter.

Ummm yes OBVIOUSLY.

I understand the message is to connect breasts (the woman’s and KFC’s) in a funny way. It’s sophomoric at best and pretty low concept. There are a lot of videos that have been online for years of people looking at their reflection in car windows and getting pawned when the passenger rolls the window down. (Connecting…

Sure it’s a dumb ad but sorry, given the state of the world right now I can’t bring myself to muster up any outrage over something so minor and inconsequential.

Did they say if they were going to patch in the abilities to wear the overpriced sports uniform we bought during the main gym battles?

The attitude behind them is fresh, too. Really nihilistic...sort of a carryover from the Storm Area 51 thing, which wasn’t actually about storming area 51, but was about how everybody was going to die trying because they were so lame. “Here’s how I am going to die in Iran”. Of course, being a dick, I think they are…

I saw the usual “Tom Hanks WOKE HOLLYWOOD LIB can’t handle teh truth!11!11!” when I just decided to interpret it as being fed up of Ricky Gervais doing his “I’m so edgy and I say shocking things and they can’t handle me and I’ll never host again...please please hire me for the 6th time, please?” routine yet again.

Or they’re just not interested in watching multi-millionaires jerk each other off.  

The ones from yesterday aren’t.

Pretty sure all those WWIII jokes were the first meme of the year.

We do not have a large staff at the moment. The editor of The Slot recently departed. I—a staff writer who primarily writes Slot posts—have been busy taking care of my boyfriend in the hospital for a week while the rest of my colleagues produced a few Impeachment-related posts this week and last.

You know how therapists and advice columnists tell people to say, “You’re hurting me. You’re causing me pain. Why are you offending me by saying terrible things to me?” in the hopes that the other person will understand their actions and stop? My sister will always say, “I’m telling you X because I want to hurt you.…

I’m not sure this is the sort of thing which is going to be fixed with sensitivity training. My guess is that the student knew that this was wrong, and did it for the lolz, or something equally stupid.

So, like, this was your main take-away from this?

Already did the same with his post on my work slack video game channel lol!!