Yeah, why do people care that a caster for one of the world’s most popular esports was publicly fired by Gabe Newell - President, CEO, and billionaire of one of the most important gaming companies on the planet? I can’t believe a videogame news website is even reporting this.

This is literally the least funny comic I’ve ever seen. Even worse than Marmaduke. Also, the artist doesn’t know the difference between a pitchfork and a trident.

Seriously. I normally like Penny Arcade, but the console wars are uncomfortably pathetic for me. It was a total miss this week.

Shocking you posted a comment like this.

You literally prefer console war bullshit to them trying to be creative?

“Life in Aggro” released their strip last week after the Sunday Comics were already posted. Sometimes that happens, and a comic gets skipped that week. However, it was discussed extensively in the comments section. Mike even commented on the top comment that displayed that week, to dispel any notions that it was left…

Looking back through modern eyes at Danny and Luke’s relationship in the original run, the part I’ve always loved is how clueless Danny is. He isn’t quite entitled, but otherwise he almost feels like a commentary on white, wealthy privilege. He comes to New York and inherits fabulous wealth just as surely as he…

The current teams writing Joker and Harley have been pretty bad, and missing the point for years: their “relationship,” such as it is, is never over. That’s where the comedy and tragedy of it ring truest. And I don’t know who that is up there, but that isn’t the Joker. He’s some half-baked caricature of an abusive…

There’s a double standard here, too. White musicians wear Che Guevara t-shirts so much it’s a cliche and nobody thinks it’s much more than a fashion statement, but Beyoncé puts her dancers in black berets and suddenly she’s a full-on Black Panther? It’s ridiculous.

The fact that it was barely satire tho.

This isn’t Darwinism. This is teenaged boys and their teenaged brains at work. Most of us escape our teen years having done something stupid that could have killed us. It’s a sad story and the fact that these boys were brothers compounds that tragedy.

It’s considered as if your looking down or derogatory on women by using the term female in description of a woman, or the activities, or achievements a woman does, it implies we’re lesser beings and not equal, and thus not worth being called women by men. It’s very commonly done in a lot of places, such as the linked…

I hope someone actually sees this comment, since after 7 years on Jalopnik/Gawker I’m still “grey.”

People didn’t want more Ghostbusters? That’s news to me.

Oh my god, your poor sensitivities lmfao. You do get that this is a comic and this shit is nothing compared to what a real female spider would go through while pregnant in real life. Plus you’ve obviously never met a pregnant chicana, as one would beat your ass for this comment.

I just realized I just squandered more computer processing time on my smartphone clicking on Matt's image, than that poor lady's machine can process in a month.

I have definitely seen lead GIFs from highlight reel end up on top of r/gaming before, which I usually means I’m doing my job right.

I can believe that if the 2003 internet was going to share one thing and one thing only, it would be an ASCII version of the matrix.

Well, I moved to Metropolis, but then it got leveled by space aliens. So then I moved to Keystone City, and then it sunk under the ocean. So then I moved to Coast City, and it got nuked to ashes. So then I said screw it, moved to rural Kansas to this no-nothing town called Smallville.

GET THIS MAN A NOBEL PRIZE ASAP