But I thought the editors worked hard on everything and anything that was posted had the full approval of the entire editorial board?

But Hollywood taught me that people only live in LA or NYC, everyone else is just a person that wants to move to the big city.

Don’t forget the body panels that are a different color cuz it totally didn’t have an accident that was the driver’s fault. That lady came outta nowhere parked at that redlight.

I’ll take 2....

I had a great uncle that was a POW that was forced to work in a Mitsubishi slave camp. Guess what car company he really hated? We’re too far removed from that conflict to remember that it wasn’t a conflict of an army vs another army but a nation against a nation. Those feelings don’t go away.

“Just asking questions!” Is the go to line of people that refuse to accept evidence (like fucking plane parts all over, a missing plane load of people and the massive fire caused by fuel since missiles are not incendiary devices). You aren’t asking questions, you’re making foolish accusations while pretending it’s a…

I always wondered why my dentist had me in stirrups....

Then you’ll never work for Gawker Media I’m afraid.

“Did you want to buy that 3 months before it was released and no one had a chance to review it yet? No? Well we won’t be getting any in before Christmas when people actually buy games without knowing anything about them and then sit on a useless inventory for the rest of the year.” And people wonder why so many…

Oh recalls like this happen all the time with contracted companies that print discs and they make sure it’s very hush hush. I was an inventory associate in a Staples and we sent back entire shipments of tax software because they printed the entire batch with the wrong year’s tax codes. But all we told customers was…

But companies should learn from these stories about how 1 bad experience means you lose a customer forever and most the time the customer never reports it because it’s just more work for them. But sadly my experience working retail is that so many managers have their head so far up their ass they don’t care what…

Can we just have the writers of Bard’s Tale write more scripts for games with Cary Elwes arguing with the narrator. More games need that kind of humor.

Hmm I see a 2nd president listed in the cast. Maybe he got promoted to President of Earth

Giant pasties are really fashionable now. I blame Miley Cyrus cuz she made normal nipples so boring that celebs have to kick it up a notch. Johnny Depp is gonna walk the red carpet is a flaming merkin at his next premier I hear.

Wow, Bill Pullman is still the president in the cast listing. Amazing he would win so many re-elections.

I had so many customers come in with this at my last job. They would ask about half the time if it was really the FBI/CIA/ICE or whatever agency they pretended to be and I would always have to assure them that if the feds wanted to take their computer they would know with a search warrant and an army of agents in…

Sarg on your back constantly? I thought they just repealed don’t ask don’t tell, not enforced its opposite...

Modern version would be having to print out all your sexts for the immigration agent to verify if it was legit or not.

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Hey, that’s what jeeps are meant to do (be ruined in ways you wouldn’t ruin a normal car, and they’ll still be salvageable at least). If the 4 door owners would just wave back I wouldn’t be so mean.