I had a great uncle that was a POW that was forced to work in a Mitsubishi slave camp. Guess what car company he really hated? We’re too far removed from that conflict to remember that it wasn’t a conflict of an army vs another army but a nation against a nation. Those feelings don’t go away.

“Just asking questions!” Is the go to line of people that refuse to accept evidence (like fucking plane parts all over, a missing plane load of people and the massive fire caused by fuel since missiles are not incendiary devices). You aren’t asking questions, you’re making foolish accusations while pretending it’s a…

Then you’ll never work for Gawker Media I’m afraid.

“Did you want to buy that 3 months before it was released and no one had a chance to review it yet? No? Well we won’t be getting any in before Christmas when people actually buy games without knowing anything about them and then sit on a useless inventory for the rest of the year.” And people wonder why so many…

Oh recalls like this happen all the time with contracted companies that print discs and they make sure it’s very hush hush. I was an inventory associate in a Staples and we sent back entire shipments of tax software because they printed the entire batch with the wrong year’s tax codes. But all we told customers was…

But companies should learn from these stories about how 1 bad experience means you lose a customer forever and most the time the customer never reports it because it’s just more work for them. But sadly my experience working retail is that so many managers have their head so far up their ass they don’t care what…

Can we just have the writers of Bard’s Tale write more scripts for games with Cary Elwes arguing with the narrator. More games need that kind of humor.

Hmm I see a 2nd president listed in the cast. Maybe he got promoted to President of Earth

Giant pasties are really fashionable now. I blame Miley Cyrus cuz she made normal nipples so boring that celebs have to kick it up a notch. Johnny Depp is gonna walk the red carpet is a flaming merkin at his next premier I hear.

Wow, Bill Pullman is still the president in the cast listing. Amazing he would win so many re-elections.

I had so many customers come in with this at my last job. They would ask about half the time if it was really the FBI/CIA/ICE or whatever agency they pretended to be and I would always have to assure them that if the feds wanted to take their computer they would know with a search warrant and an army of agents in…

Sarg on your back constantly? I thought they just repealed don’t ask don’t tell, not enforced its opposite...

Modern version would be having to print out all your sexts for the immigration agent to verify if it was legit or not.

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Hey, that’s what jeeps are meant to do (be ruined in ways you wouldn’t ruin a normal car, and they’ll still be salvageable at least). If the 4 door owners would just wave back I wouldn’t be so mean.

Just another example of how 4-door jeep owners are the worst.

I get asked that all the time actually. It’s insanely annoying when women say to me I should smile more often or ask “Aren’t you happy?” Some people are of the mindset that you must smile if you’re happy and can’t be happy if you aren’t smiling. Personally, I don’t trust people that smile too much and please stop…

See what happens when the Supreme court allows Lebanese marriages? Destroying marriages, just like they said!

Oh I hate when any candidate does it. I find it quite bothersome that the President uses late night talk shows and comedians for interviews instead of talking directly to the American people through the press channels the white house already has set up. I don’t want a celebrity in office, I want someone that realizes…

Maybe some of us in the electorate want someone who finds dancing around on tv like a clown is a tad undignified for someone that wants the most powerful office in the world.