Counterpoint: sounding “Professional” at work is gatekeeping. Your linguistic patterns are not a meaningful measure of your qualities as a worker.

Hey, I have an NFT of the first cryptosimp post on Kotaku. Yours for only $48,000,000. Or you could pay me in Bitcoin, which would translate to...let’s see 1000 Bitcoins right now, but by the time I finish the post, more like 950 Bitcoins, or if you are reading this an hour or two later, I guess like 1500 Bitcoins. If…

A certain commenter? I've seen multiple cryptosimps on this site. Though it's entirely possible they're all just the same idiot with multiple accounts.

Which in turn will provide an opportunity for a certain commenter here to tell us why we’re the morons, and NFTs are Great, Actually.

ANY GIVEN MEL BROOKS MOVIE. They tend to do poorly in theaters, but they become cult classics.

For the record I was joking about this. People raise their kids how they want. My 14 year old wanted to play these games and I actually told him to hold off because I know he doesn’t like the idea of hurting animals and a lot of Horizon requires hunting to get upgrades. But he is his own person. He doesn’t like horror…

And who paid someone to organize it for them.

That is the pantry of someone who does not use any of the things in their pantry.

It’s also really obvious that the character isn’t actually English, considering he gets a phone call from someone who previously knew him asking “what’s with the accent?”

It’s probably the truth. The show must go on in that business. 🤷🏾‍♀️

And you were telling the TRUTH about how social media’s got people’s heads all twisted.(Mike Tyson said something similar...I think regarding Logan Paul.) If you’re like me, you’re old enough to remember when people ACTUALLY socialized in public! There were (unwritten)rules & lines drawn; you crossed them at your own…

I think people forget some basic rules for comedians.

Yes, their job is to poke fun and exaggerate for hilarity’s sake.. but they are also responsible for reading the tone of the audience and adjust the material accordingly... Someone’s grieving over a lost child is most likely not going to react well with the dead…

Yes, there were allegations of “difficult behavior” when they worked together on the Madagascar series and he attacked her at the 2016 Oscars for being part of a boycott due to a lack of diversity.

This isn’t a political disagreement, this isn’t a difference of opinion. This was a response to JPS being a target of Rock’s for years.

We should teach people that actions have consequences, FAFO.

Why not both? It was a shitty joke, and WS shouldn’t have hit him.

Maybe a problematic take, but the world might be slightly better if everyone, no matter how big strong or tough everyone thinks you are, everyone was at least a little bit afraid that being rude to someone will result in you getting popped in the mouth.

Yes, kids are a notoriously large demographic of the Oscar-watching audience.

I don’t get the logic. One of the most famous people in the world was able to get away with something, therefore... random nobodies will be able to get away with it too?

I’d give those strategies a try, but I ain’t saying any of that flowery bulls**t above. Some kids are sensitive, but some kids learn to manipulate people via their emotional displays. I dated a girl once who would bring out the tears the instant we started arguing, and it made it essentially impossible to have an…