Nah, fighting is awesome. I’m an old, and there’s nothing better than a good old schoolyard-style brawl to solve grudges, perceived slights and shit-talking. Kids nowadays don’t understand its value because idiots carry knives and guns and shit now, so instead of 5 minutes of swinging wildly and missing and ending up…

This is the worst title ever for an article here. Its a low grade soap dispenser, not a pressure washer. Not by a country mile, there is literally ZERO change in water pressure.

This was mostly great advice, except for the diapers. If you are going on a non-beach vacation in a large, urbanized city, then yes, you can likely walk into a store anywhere and acquire basic necessities. However, if you go to a resort, say in the Caribbean, there is no local store and you’ll be paying exorbitant…

I really hope someone enacted some frontier justice and dumped several jumbo colas on their fancy clothes.

Yeah, way to bury the lead. Its not that kids dressed nicely are being chucked out of theatres, its that well-dressed kids are being assholes at theatres and rightly being thrown out. Predictably, get a bunch of obnoxious teens together, well dressed or not, and they will do annoying dumb shit

I understand just fine. I just have no sympathy, because people need to let go of shit like this. Theres so much talk about mental health but people’s mental health would be infinitely better if instead of dwelling on meaningless shit from over a decade ago, they focus on now, which is, I’m still employed, and I’m…

I get that they love their job, but seriously, a tweet sends them scurrying off to get a new job? Jeez, grow thicker skin - and at that, why care about a fucking corporate tweet? If my boss said that, sure, I’d be demoralized because that shit is close to home - but a random twitter monkey tweeted that shit, even if…

Except that 12 years later, they are still working on single player games, thats a long time to holding onto that misplaced fear and anger, man.

Except that its a joke. A really shitty, stupid joke, but surprise! Its social media, some Twitter monkey posting dumb shit, why do you care, even if you are an overworked, underpaid dev who works on the games that just got dunked on?

As someone who suffers from motion sickness all the time, gaming or not, this is absolutely the best way to minimize your chances of getting nauseous. I sit at the back of theatres, or at least 3/4 of the way back so that I have a full view of the screen and the sides of the theatre. I have never gotten sick doing…

The straw one is dumb - I’m not a mathematician, so I have no idea if this holds any water theoretically, but isn’t a 2d circle “filled”? Like, in Photoshop, you can draw a filled in “circle” or a “ring” which is just the outline of the circle, with nothing in the middle. So if a straw is the latter, not a circle, but…

Nah, thats not controversial. That sounds like a really good idea that I, and the people that have starred you, appear to be 100% on board with. Mouthing off used to come with consequences, aka, a meeting of fists to face, which is why so many people now seem so shocked when some BS they posted online comes back to…

Also, what games can it play? All the brainwashed crypto-bros can’t answer that because there are none. And no bullshit vague, wishy-washy answer can ever get around that.

Contra is not hard - when it was literally the only game I had on my NES, my bro and I played it so much we could eventually beat it on a single life each in co-op. Its actually predictable and not dependent on pixel perfect jumps. Ghost & Goblins? FUCK THAT GAME.

I’d never heard of Harry Mack because I’m an old, but damn, that dude can spit thunder, unlike the shitty dime-a-dozen mumble rappers that top the charts now. Fuck those dudes.

Cool story bro, why don’t you go down to Disney HQ, get a writing job with them and do better? Easy to armchair write and criticize when you have literally zero credibility to validate what constitutes “incompetence”.

Ahem, Ugly “Mainland” Chinese please. Taiwanese tourists are fine, as are ethnically Chinese but from abroad Chinese people (ie. Chinese American, UK Chinese etc).

This was a great article until you mentioned ditching a fancy French restaurant for some nonsense “thanksgiving” dinner instead. Dude, you’re in Paris. The food there is incredible, even the most average looking diner is good - and you passed on that for some faux fusion? Source: been there dozens of times

I don’t understand why Hooters is still a thing. I guess because its explicitly obvious about having busty waitresses in skimpy clothing, but honestly, my local Moxies has the same thing if you go on a Friday or Saturday night, except their clothing is all black, in an attempt to look “professional”.

It costs nothing, but to these mentally deficient shitbags, its never a win-win - if you acknowledge someone else’s rights, that means you MUST have taken some from me. Never mind that recognizing someone’s fundamental rights that have been denied to them is just the right thing to do, but also costs nothing, to these…