Spaceballs, best sci-fi movie ever, fight me.

Thats the point. Its supposed to be awkward, and weird. Thats literally the entire shtick of the character, and the plot. If you don’t like it, thats fine.

I had a perfectly adequate time in high school but maybe because I’m a total dinosaur, I’ve almost entirely lost touch with everyone since they’ve moved overseas, cross country and for some unknown reason, none of them uses social media apart from a handful. My generational group seems to be stuck in some kind of…

Joke - whoosh.

Did everyone miss the joke? Your reference to waiting until they are 8 is pretty obviously a joke, since you know, 8 years olds are soooo much more mature than 7...

Why is this not the top rated comment? People are seriously losing the forest for the trees here. Its almost certainly going to be part of the in-universe story why Chicago-born Marc Spector has suddenly adopted a passable but easily identifiable as probably-not-his-normal-accent Estuary English. 

Easy to monday morning quarterback it, but this had literally never happened on live tv ever before, and if something of the sort did, it wasn’t at this high profile an event (I don’t count scuffles at 90s era Source awards, that shit was entertaining as fuck and par for the course during the East-West beef). So not…

Outsourcing to (or hiring) a new team just for reverse compatibility/ emulation is a probably terrible business idea from Sony’s perspective. Its awesome for gamers who have an interest in preserving game history and re-experiencing older generations of gaming, but I really doubt theres much money in it. And while I…

Legit - social media has had people forgetting that there are consequences to running your mouth. You can argue all day and night about right and wrong, but the reality is that you talk shit, you might catch hands if its the wrong dude (or girl!)

This is the TRUTH.

Actually yes, you have total carte blanche to punch people who say that. The fact that you don’t shows self-restraint and an adult attitude, but you are 100% within your rights to call bullshit with a punch to the face of the offender.

Except for the part where Will is laughing at the joke, looks at Jada and she’s giving him mega side-eye. He didn’t do it because he’s all ALPHA MALE BRO, he got caught offside laughing and had to do something to make up for it. Was it the right thing? Maybe not, but it was funny af.

It also has a very Mean Streets vibe but the Carmen S style sleuthing, rather than being a straight point and click game.

Can I assume that this clowncore thing is not a “in public” thing? Like, they do this shit for online clout only and they don’t wander around malls with their friends in full on clown makeup?

Can someone who has the skills please doxx this dude so that the next time he messes up someones game, he might mess up the wrong guys game? And pay for it with a real life fist to the face? Because its kind of what he deserves.

This might be a legitimate excuse except for the part where he refers to women as “bitches”. Not something said in the heat of the moment, he literally took the time to write out a tweet calling them bitches, thought about it posting it, then did. All after claiming he’s not sexist or misogynist. This dude is trash.

Are we sure he has a wife? Or is that kind of like the standard “I have black friends” excuse? 

Whenever anyone says “Don’t you feel bad laughing at people dying?” I point to folks like this, who, even in the face of their own self-inflicted mortality, illness or disablement, continue to prop up their dangerous actions, and say - nope, don’t feel bad....not in the least. Keep dying.

Then the subreddit r/HermanCainAward is for you! All the schadenfreude, with none of the calories!

Security/Health theatre. It makes people feel better and promotes goodwill towards the airline that is “thoughtfully” providing the wipes, since passengers would likely do it themselves, with their own wipes, if they weren’t provided freebies.