Actually yes, you have total carte blanche to punch people who say that. The fact that you don’t shows self-restraint and an adult attitude, but you are 100% within your rights to call bullshit with a punch to the face of the offender.

Except for the part where Will is laughing at the joke, looks at Jada and she’s giving him mega side-eye. He didn’t do it because he’s all ALPHA MALE BRO, he got caught offside laughing and had to do something to make up for it. Was it the right thing? Maybe not, but it was funny af.

It also has a very Mean Streets vibe but the Carmen S style sleuthing, rather than being a straight point and click game.

Can I assume that this clowncore thing is not a “in public” thing? Like, they do this shit for online clout only and they don’t wander around malls with their friends in full on clown makeup?

Can someone who has the skills please doxx this dude so that the next time he messes up someones game, he might mess up the wrong guys game? And pay for it with a real life fist to the face? Because its kind of what he deserves.

This might be a legitimate excuse except for the part where he refers to women as “bitches”. Not something said in the heat of the moment, he literally took the time to write out a tweet calling them bitches, thought about it posting it, then did. All after claiming he’s not sexist or misogynist. This dude is trash.

Are we sure he has a wife? Or is that kind of like the standard “I have black friends” excuse? 

Whenever anyone says “Don’t you feel bad laughing at people dying?” I point to folks like this, who, even in the face of their own self-inflicted mortality, illness or disablement, continue to prop up their dangerous actions, and say - nope, don’t feel bad....not in the least. Keep dying.

Then the subreddit r/HermanCainAward is for you! All the schadenfreude, with none of the calories!

Security/Health theatre. It makes people feel better and promotes goodwill towards the airline that is “thoughtfully” providing the wipes, since passengers would likely do it themselves, with their own wipes, if they weren’t provided freebies.

Cool story bro! I’ll keep doing me and you keep doing you and we’ll see you on the other side and compare notes. Again, I don’t really care, so go ahead and kick rocks, curse me out, whatever you want, random internet stranger.

I am in agreement 100% that unions are in general a good thing. I did say “most” of them sucked, if you had cared to read instead of just launching into a profanity laced screed dripping with enough sarcasm to drown your actual valid point. But you know, go ahead and dismiss my actual LIVED EXPERIENCE and call me a…

This is what I used to do, except now that phone manufacturers have decided not to support expandable storage, I have to choose what music to put on my phone, because I need to save room for apps, pictures and videos I take and whatever else. Back in the day, I just load it all up on a 256GB card and run wild.

Like most things on TikTok, this whole “mid” thing is itself “mid”. There’s nothing inherently funny or clever about it, its just new slang for a concept thats older than Methuselah. And hence, fucking stupid that its become a thing.

As someone who has been in management and worked with unions, most of them are shit and keep people who shouldn’t be employed, actively dragging down the company. I can’t count the number of times we’ve tried to get rid of someone, for a fully legit reason (stealing! abuse of fellow employees!) and the union somehow…

This article is definitely “Is Shitting in a Urinal Normal?” level weird.

Assassins and ninjas man, you never know where they come from. But usually the door.

I am not a healthcare worker. Those guidelines make zero practical sense for me, an average schlub who hikes out occasionally for hour long supermarket runs and thats about it. No way in hell am I swapping N95s after 5 supermarket trips.

A 5-door Integra is not an Integra, anything less than a coupe and its just riding the name.

The “Creator Economy” is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard in my 50+ years on this earth. Anyone buying into this shit forgets that they are basically online buskers that rely on the goodwill of people “walking by” to toss them a buck or two if they feel entertained. I mean, good hustle if you make it…