And yet I still can’t think of one for Dick Van Dyke.

The race was supposed to be a look at what a full-time McLaren IndyCar effort could be

Get well Drew.

Can’t believe they asked you to raise two fingers and you didn’t go with Ol’ Faithful

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

I also believed, for some reason, that a celebrity chef (no idea who) was killed at the same bar the night I bashed my skull in. And that I was a person of interest in that chef’s death. Please know that no famous chef died that night

My son was six when this came out and had seen some of the other movies at home, but got a little freaked out by some of the scarier scenes, so I didn’t take him to this one either. I saw it, drove home, told him and my wife to get dressed, and drove right back to the theater with them. I watched him instead of the…

I was just thinking that; think about the doctors who went there and came up with that sedation plan, and the people who performed the rescue, and all the support staff and then Musk had to go and make it all about himself. What a worthless piece of shit. 

I was gonna comment about how incredible this thing turned out, and how amazing the operation went, despite having an idiot billionaire needlessly insert himself into the situation to make it about himself and likely make the process more difficult. I’m glad that this sentiment isn’t only mine. Fuck that needy…

Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.

Worse because she is open for people to mock, criticize or creep on 24/7/365.

So basically this poor kid is getting all the neuroses of a child actor without any actual fame?

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

These are exactly the kind of “parents” who wonder why their kids move away the minute they turn 18 and never keep in touch afterwards.

Hm

She cried for like, two minutes, and she’s the happiest kid ever now.

When I was about 6ish/ 7 ( I am an old) I was allowed to take my birthday money and go to the college record store to buy a record. The college kids kind of steered me to a record with a picture of Queen Elizabeth on the cover instead of the Little Red Hen, and I liked the tiara so I unknowingly bought a Sex Pistols…

I grew up in a two family house. A young couple lived on the first floor and mine lived on the second. One day the wife came up to have coffee with my mother. I told the wife that my mom laid on the floor to hear the couple’s fights better.