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Gimli: Frodo, Merry, Pippin, fine. But are we really including Sam on our quest?
Legolas: I know, right? Could he BE any lamer.
Sam: Hello... I’m right here.

I suppose that’s not the worst i-dean I’ve ever heard.

Hey Netflix, how abut shit-canning The Ranch, since Danny Masterson is also a rapist piece of shit as well?

 Good luck with your parole hearing!

You’re attacking someone for having suffered a sexual assault and attempted rape when he was a child. Go to hell.

Fuck your priorities

Beginning of Season 6: Special Agent Dale Cooper takes Frank Underwood’s hand and walks with him through the woods. Cooper turns around and Frank has disappeared. He never existed. 25 years later, Agent Cooper finds himself in an alternate dimension, living under the name Frank Underwood and becomes President.

Not again. - Sean Astin

“Claire, I must go! My planet needs me!”

What a new and completely original idea!

One does not simply order a LOTR TV series.

Please make it a sitcom!

None of these guys come out of this particularly well. I can only give some credit to Baldwin and Tarantino for at least coming clean and saying they fucked up, which is a start, I suppose.

When it takes Alec Baldwin of all people to give us a lesson in humility, we know the mankind is truly fucked.

I think the writers tried to address, lampshade, and quash possible theories about this already. In “Dance Dance Resolution” (which I’ve watched like 5 times already because it’s my favorite episode of the series so far), one of Eleanor/Chidi’s plans that Mindy St. Clair wrote down was “Try to convince Michael that…

Ted Danson’s laugh. I don’t know where it came from - if it’s something he’d been rehearsing for a while but just never had the opportunity to use or if it was specifically created for this show but it’s the highlight of the series so far

You know, even if this show gave us nothing else besides the context for “Santa-splattering trolley ride,” that alone would make it worthy of being enshrined among the all-time greats.