The Thorn of Emberlain by Scott Lynch, fourth in the Gentleman Bastard Sequence, is out on September 22nd, according to Amazon.

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Ah, easy to miss I suppose.

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Wait, what? They wrote “Your welcome”. It’s “You’re welcome” as in “you are welcome”.

Nobody owns a welcome.

Conflicted. Spread the good name of Sir Tim Berners-Lee, or be a pedantic knob about “your”. Fuck it, take the star.

Faucets and restrooms. They’re fucking taps and bathrooms.

“Fanny Pack” is one of my favourite miscommunications.

James, stop taking the piss. These Seppos couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.

Jokes, you lot at io9 are the bee’s knees.

Well, it’s probably for the best, because Scott Lynch’s private life and depression really killed a lot of his writing momentum during the last few years (hence why the book releases have been so far apart). I really hope he’s in a more tranquil state and therefore can put the novels out more frequently. I personally…

Call it Fire and Blood, and follow the Targaryen line from Aegon I, via the Dance of Dragons etc., and by way of Dunk and Egg, until Robert’s Rebellion. Give each period as long or as it needs (say a season, or for longer conflicts, two seasons). The audience is used to a change of protagonists, so they’d adapt to the…

This yellow mouse catcher weeps, as he does miss Charlie Jane, but is ecstatic to see she is becoming a higher and higher profile author though.

The number of episodes isn’t all that important. What the last two episodes of Season 6, particularly, showed, is that the running time is the crux of whether the episodes are good or not, and how many plots each episode follows. When GoT actually allows each development time to breathe and sink in, it’s always of…

Well that probably would have hampered both the immediate script and story-writing of Rogue One having to address for a small part of the audience and for the sake of continuity purposes where the rest of the Ghost crew were, which would open up a lot of further questions about why Ezra and company wouldn’t help with…

It seems they actually got a grasp on her character after The Protector of the Concord Dawn, so I am really excited they’re focussing on her Mandalorian background again. It really tethered Sabine as a character better than anything else they’ve done with her and is a fascinating culture anyway.

Also, DARKSABER…

But Mail Robot is a physical entity unlike Christian Slater! Plus, did you see Mail Robot this season? It played a stone-cold long game with the last man to abuse Mail Robot. Christian Slater would have to flee the country in fear if he ever crossed Mail Robot by beating it at the Emmys!

That is an incredible oversight. Poor Martha.

I’m most surprised the Js got nominated for Persona Non-Grata. I would have gone for The Magic of David Copperfield, Travel Agents or Dinner for Seven.

Honestly, it’s insane how the best drama on television manages to exceed itself every season.

But it has the major…

Russell killed it particularly this year and needs the win, but Matthew Rhys is the man with the most subtle acting on television. Basically, The Americans ought to sweep every award it’s nominated for. Because it is that good, and has been during every single episode for four years straight. It is a phenomenal show…

You admitting that induced the sort of existential crisis that only occurs when your internet idols fall and prove themselves to be less than infallible witticism-machine entities. Pretty sure you’ve consequently ruined the remainder of my twenties. Possibly my thirties. It’s hard to say at this time.

Okay, but what if these people actually died during childhood, and thus have perpetually haunted as ghostly children since? Hence the resurgence of Ghostbusters would endanger their ghostly existences. And their childhoods sucked because, you know, they died, so paranormal activity is all they have going for them. The…

As a consequence of this dystopian timeline and universe, my machine to access those parallel universe Earths hasn’t started working yet either.