This film would be funnier with Alison Brie and Rebel Wilson as the leads.

At least she doesn’t have to do Pennence...

EDIT FOR CORRECTIONS: Also time to share first Star Wars memories (as a short distraction from the horror going on around us): I was maybe one and half and we were at one of my aunt’s for dinner. My uncle was going through the trilogy on VHS and I distinctly remember my dad sitting me down on his lap to watch The…

This child gives me a new hope for the galaxy...

Also time to share first Star Wars memories (as a short distraction from the horror going on around us): I was maybe one and half and we were at one of my aunt’s for dinner. My uncle was going through the trilogy on VHS and I distinctly remember my dad sitting me down on…

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“Apocalypse Now: A Plea, not a Film Review.”

Exciting, but I suppose we can also rule out Red/Blue remakes for the 20th Anniversary...Here’s hoping the next main series game is a wholly new experience. Please let Gen VII be announced next year!

“If only I could smile as well as everyone else around me.”

“I will not be phased by the camera nor the lingerie...”

Hitler was really sick of painting the same Polish landscapes over and over again.

His views give me very little kamfort.

Reich you are mein friend!

The media just goebbels this stuff up.

Couldn’t they have just let him into the art school? Post-WWI Hitler felt sufficiently anguished to have a sterling time at art school.

As someone’s who has grown up with the name Declan, I can only congratulate you on such an excellent choice. :P

Seriously though, I love my name, as it looks well-defined when written and sounds complete. Furthermore, outside of Ireland, it’s not unbelievably common and so allows a certain level of distinctiveness,…

You’ve clearly never shopped at Target. Their aisle layouts are terrible. ;)

No, Declan is an awesome name. Deklan, on the other hand, is a mangled abomination, birthed from the unbridled minds of incognisant parents who wish to forsake their child’s future happiness for momentary narcissistic satisfaction, and all traces of its existence should be purged from the lexicon.

* I know I have used…

Well, time to rewatch some Cheers and Frasier...

The best thing Kate Winslet’s done is that one episode of Extras. She has been occasionally entertaining on The Graham Norton Show.

“We need more welders and less philosophers...”

Bit of a false equilibrium there Marco...Le Chatelier’s Principle doesn’t apply.

John Kasich: Toe Stepper...Surely victims will need Medicare to heal?

It’s an intimidatingly deep mythology now, and one that probably can’t be contained in a 3DS cartridge (though I’m guessing that if the NX is ready, Pokemon will be its launch title next year), so skipping between regions and time periods would be an interesting solution to this problem. However, that still means that…

Well they have been able to transport matter seamlessly through space since the beginning, and there are Pokemon for time manipulation, so it could be interesting.

If that were to happen, I’d personally like to have game where, in the future, Giovanni has reasserted his domination across all the regions, bringing the…