He’s always seemed really genuine in interviews, but I was internally flabbergasted that he was perfectly happy to stand around and chat for a couple of minutes, even with the hundreds of people yelling and clamouring for him. Basically, I hope the man is successful for years to come.

I don’t have a HP-related story, but I do have a few photos with Daniel Radcliffe taken after four hours of waiting outside the theatre in the pouring rain, making polite conversation with a man named John, from Scunthorpe, who had a slightly unhealthy obsession with Alex Pettyfer, but then proceeded to present Daniel…

That’s all well and good Capcom and Mr. Takumi, but please could you start development on a new Ghost Trick? Please.

Crocs probably (why anyone considers wearing them is beyond me).

Well, given that we’ve literally only had a one sentence synopsis, I wouldn’t raise sound the alarms just yet, particularly as “toy needs rescuing by the gang” has been the basic premise of all the Toy Story films and shorts. Moreover, given the success of Frozen for Disney, and that Pixar’s own Inside Out largely…

They are apparently picking up on that dangling plot thread. The gang is going to try and find her.

I was in such a committed relationship with the local kebab takeaway, that they once called to see if I was ready to collect my order while I was on holiday in another country. Unfortunately we did not get engaged, and I broke it off soon after. So it’s not all roses and cheap döner grill my friend.

What a loser. Any man can ask for anonymous happy tit pics. A true self-indulgent hero would request elated or euphoric breasts.

This man fails entirely.

I fortunately have never had such an experience, but commiserations!

This is why clubbing and I are in a complicated relationship. I want to dance, but it’s always so fucking cramped, and once the entire gathering has had a few drinks, it’s the prelude to an orgy.

Prelude to an Orgy - In bookstores everywhere November 2015
“Riveting Stuff, with only the metaphorical riveting. It’s not…

Monogamish Relationships - The best of both worlds for curious couples, or the glandular fever-spreading relationship of nightmares, if you’re a Jewish doctor or biochemist of Ashkenazi descent.

Burnout Revenge is probably my favourite racing game of all time as a consequence of all that glorious carnage.

Way to salvage situation: photoshop Donald Trump’s head on...It’ll kill his campaign and we can make fun of that instead.

We should at least reach a concensus that Houston is the concrete-infused tenth circle of Dante’s Inferno—so far removed from normality and devoid of greenery that it has a drive-through park and people resort to mall-walking. THEY RESORT TO MALL-WALKING.

Well, considering 2016 is the 20th Anniversary (Huzzah!), there will either be another remake of Red/Green/Blue, or a new generation will be revealed. It’ll have been around three years by that point since XY, so this film will be one of the first tie-ins for Gen VII.

Well great. Thanks to you, I’m imagining Lizzy Caplan as a Ghostbuster, and thus will be interminably disappointed that she is not in the film. I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT TOO! ;)

Sidenote: Party Down cast as Ghostbusters? Even if it’s part of the Ghostbusters multiverse, I want that Party Down film eventually.

Just checking to see if I’ve been banned.

Anyway, thanks for keeping me up to date on comics Evan. I started Saga thanks to your recommendation a while back.

Well, we know what Jordan Sargent might...

Yeah I know it’s a bit of a cheap shot.