Does Pokemon Silver helping me to overcome my inability to recognise patterns and read as a consequence of my disability count as a victory? Pokemon sort of saved my life in that regard.

The way she tells the story, I’m fairly sure my then-single mum would have gone over, were she not trapped in a small car with the rest of her family. I would not have been born, but hey, it’s Omar Sharif.

My mum was really upset. Only added to the pain of her newly broken ankle. He called out to her once while stopping at a traffic light back in the 1980s. It was a pretty big deal.

“Oh fuck, my brother just murdered nine black people in a church that is historically pertinent to the civil rights movement, thus emphasising how deeply the racial divide and general racism are entrenched in society.”

“Oh fuck, this will affect the wedding won’t it? But how might one recoup the money lost?”

“Well,…

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Arrested Development, Party Down. Of course, if we’re going for classics: Cheers, Frasier, Seinfeld.

“True believers” are left standing on Earth with their thumbs up their asses.

The crowd’s singing it better...

Look, by all means, go for a cover if you want to, but don’t play the original over the top and emphasise how much your attempt pales in comparison.

I’ve got my peace sign/shark tooth string necklace at the ready. Just so all the ladies know that I’m totally in tune with nature, but in a really macho way, you know?

Better strap on my guitar too. Acoustic, for that REAL sound.

You know, I think people against gay marriage are just a bit scared of the Gay Rapture...
Wait, what? You’re saying it’s a Rave?

Hold on guys they’re just worried about a Gay Rave. Stiffs. More fun for everybody else :)

Happy Pride Parade Day everyone!

DUUUDE. I WANT TO BE YOU. BRO, YOU’RE LIKE MY INSPIRATION, OR SOMETHING.

I’m most impressed that you took out the rubbish. It’s hard to do that of one’s own male volition when one is sober.

And yes, male volition should be a phrase. It’s a reaction energy barrier unto itself. I apologise on behalf of a significant proportion of my gender.

I’ve never had a search due to hair, but thanks to being a fairly light-skinned Indian man who occasionally doesn’t have time to shave before getting to the airport, I get searched immediately if my beard’s any longer than half a thumbnail. Meanwhile, most white guys with massively long beards pass through…

Okay, but did she check for gloves, a limp induced by pointy shoes, or wig? If not, this woman’s frankly an amateur and deserves to be cursed.

Even one-year old me kept a better lookout and was prone to informing my mother very loudly, persistently, and in public whenever we came across a witch, in order to protect…

That’s well—I’m pretty speechless. Thankfully for the human race, so is he.

Also, fall by your own gun and all that.

BUT did she ask Adam Scott about a Party Down reunion film? Otherwise, it’s just overlooking the whole point of the segment.

Fair warning because these are delicate times (rightly so): this is a joke and I’m not trying to trivialise matters.

Ja’mie said it best.

I’m not trying to use “ableist” words, particularly because I have a disability that affects me both physically and mentally, but from his reported comments, general lack of empathy, and lack of remorse, he appears to be a psychopath. That doesn’t preclude him from being a racist, a murderer, nor having control over…

I think you (and they) may have just found a solution. Cut insurance benefits for gun-owners who do not have special circumstances for owning guns (being a policeman or protecting livestock potentially).

I may be just misinterpreting your choice of words (in which case feel free to clarify), but of course no “law-abiding citizen gun owner has committed murder”, because committing murder is against the law. Until someone with a gun chooses to commit crime with a gun they are law-abiding. This could apply to person…

Only one group can save us now: the actuaries!