Damn it, I was under the impression that he might transcend death. He will, of course, but not in the way that I had hoped.

Rest in Peace Sir Christopher. Thank you for your bevy of towering performances and for leading a fascinating life that could inspire anybody.

“Just lent a Nigerian Prince money so he could get his rightful inheritance. Feeling good.”

At least Zach Braff will now know how we felt about his Kickstarter.

You should be. Joanna Lumley deserves better.

It might have just been a cheap joke at the expense of Madonna and her perceived persona, but hey, I got the laughs and the approval. Low-hanging fruit DOES taste sweet sometimes. However, your withering disapproval has made me lie down, so I might just have a…

Dear God you give Patsy a bad rep. It’s an incredibly ironic avatar for you to be using given your complaint.

Immediately condemning a person and their worth as trash based on a facetious comment is your idea of “staying classy”. Don’t be such a hypocritical ignoramus if you plan to instruct others on how conduct themselves on the internet.

Clench or it might fall out.

Not one? Not even a letter?

I HAVE NO RAGRETS.

Thank you. I was worried you would post it here first!

Anyway it’s a great reminder that flats are handy because you never know when you’re gonna need to run from a dinosaur in the middle of the workday.

God, Madonna really is desperate these days.

Only if Sideshow Bob replaces him permanently. That would be hilarious.

(Alright, fine, it’s because I love Kelsey Grammer and want to watch him in everything.)

Perhaps, or perhaps we have different comedic sensibilities.

Also, I doubt all the world’s funniest people do. Surely some of them see him as such, but including the world’s funniest people across Britain, Australia etc.? I doubt it.

I don’t have a badge to prove it, but I’m a riot at parties. You’d be lucky to have me,…

Even more unpopular opinion: he’s never been that funny.

It is really splitting hairs, but I would counter that sheer bevy of subtext present in each shot of The Americans makes it the champion.

However, I have both on DVD, so I’m very happy. :)

Look, I love Hannibal, but The Americans is the best show on television currently. The writing and direction are en pointe, and Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell pretty much floor all others in the subtle acting department. Plus, Margo Martindale and Frank Langella!

I’m convinced that Into the Woods was a Faustian tale, in which James Corden got to live with Anna Kendrick, but had to put up with those two annoying brats in return.

I’m interested to know when the line of mildly disabled or not-so obviously disabled dolls will be released.

Yes I’m being facetious, but I would be genuinely curious to see if they produce dolls with one leg slightly shorter than the other due to cerebral palsy or if they’ll ever attempt a doll representing some one…

Placing my bet now: The NX device launches with whatever Pokémon game Nintendo releases for the 20th Anniversary.

I think they’ll hold out on the Red/Green/Blue re-releases until the 25th.

This is a damn cool get-up and I wish that I could wear it. Of course I can’t, and the last time I stuffed a bra for dress-up was uncomfortable, so I’ll just have to make do with less fashionable, lamer velvet jackets (hypothetically, I don’t have one).