Whoa there crazypants. Noncompete agreements routinely get shot down in court. You can’t keep somebody from earning a living.

And I take it as an insult that a chef can’t presume that my taste buds are different from theirs. Or that my preferences are different. I find arrogance insulting. But I bet they don’t consider or care about that.

Except they are inferior quality. I’ve had chopsticks I had to break apart be splintery. It’s happened. And even if they didn’t, they’re still inferior quality compared to real good quality chopsticks you don’t break apart.

I feel the same way. And chopsticks you have to break apart can absolutely be splintery. I’ve seen it.

Don’t engage with him. He’s batty.

I don’t even think he’s played the game. He’s literally construing something out of nothing.

Holy shit, you can’t even get the Joker right. He’s absolutely insane. There’s no argument.

Have you actually played the game or not? Because if you haven’t, then you’re just blathering silly shit.

Holy christ you just keep going don’t you? About a fucking video game. Go back to Gawker or tumblr or wherever. You’re too sensitive for real life, where people make creative video games.

I was thinking similar. Except my scenario was that FBI decided it wasn’t worth the fight and decided to back down, but chose to save face by pretending to successfully unlock the phone and then never say what was on it.

As someone who was in the military, let me tell you how it goes. I was told this on more than one occasion. The military doesn’t go apeshit and start searching every nook and cranny when somebody goes awol. They put in the requisite forms with civilian police, and then wait for the person to fuck up. Get pulled over…

He’s been the way he is for too long, for it to be strictly a masked personae.

I get the feeling his whole life is immersed in generalizations in one way or another.

You have sources for that? I’ve always felt the men deserved more, because they played more sets. The argument that the men deserve more, because more people watch them, is specious to me. It could easily change in the future, depending on which men and women are playing, at that time.

What a lovely sentiment. No other Gawker subsite operates in this manner. Jezebel is nothing but self congratulating back patters, who quash anybody who disagrees with them. It’s just one reason why it’s so derided just about anywhere else on the internet you go.

I don’t get this rationale. Yeah, the comment is dumb. So instead of commenting about it being ungrayed, tell the person why they’re wrong. I don’t think it was a troll comment, so take the opportunity set the person straight.

Fair enough. But I can’t help but feel like Valve had a chance at having more than just a bunch of mini games. And it seems to feed into this notion that they aren’t interested in making full blown games anymore.

Holy cow, I’m a poet and didn’t know it.

Wow, Valve totally dodged the first question, and pretty much most of the interview. I would have so much respect for Kotaku, if you had doubled down on your first question, and not let them slide.

This is truly the most jezebel comment to a story I could think of. Considering the same story is being covered on Gizmodo. And I haven’t seen a single comment that even approaches your level of conniption.