Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…

Oh man, I actually freakin’ love that dress.

FOUND IT! Remember Gunne Sax? This is not me... but it is my dress. It matched (sort of) my date’s BAND tux. Barf.

I’d just like to point out that I love Clueless for the fact that white Cher’s best friend in the world was Black girl of her same social class who is just a cool as Cher is and who isn’t relegated to the “Black Best Friend We Know Nothing About.” Also, Dionne HAS BRAIDS. And she points out to Murray that her braids…

I strongly suspect that he was doing hard drugs in the bathroom. I really hope they have had the good sense to take a blood sample of him and get it tested.

BEARly got confirmed. Ya gotta commit to the running joke!

I would be OK if Betsy DeVos was mauled by grizzly bears in a public square.

Inclusivity is already an important goal, and I’m really glad to hear about the people working to increase visibility on this issue.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

is Sir trying to take over Saint?

My neice is kind of a weird but funny kid, yesterday she saw a big ass spider and shouted “Give it the leathal injection in the electric chair then stab it in the face with a gun!”

The news channel my company insists on playing (CNBC maybe? I don’t know) showed some quotes earlier from people who got dismissed from the jury. One of them was the Wu Tang disrespect quote. My favorite was the person who said they wouldn’t be able to impartial unless it was about what jail he went to.

A few years ago I started a new job at a Navy hospital. As part of the hiring process, I had to have a Navy physical, including bloodwork. My titers came back very low in several areas, and I found out I had never been vaccinated against chicken pox. A few months before this one of my son’s friends had chicken pox.

She’s like the original AHCA

Dropped my daughter off at orientation at the age of 38; when I stopped to ask directions to her dorm from some Official University Representatives (students) they asked for my student ID. As a parent, you take your wins when they come!

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

My wife and I watched it as a Shavuot treat to ourselves after the in-laws left and the kids were in bed. We found it really funny.

Lumberjacks as well.

I think Scotland could still make a decent amount off butch lesibans and hipsters.

If he did I wouldn’t be surprised. So many of these holy rollers who speak out against gays turn out to want the D so many times.