BEARly got confirmed. Ya gotta commit to the running joke!

I would be OK if Betsy DeVos was mauled by grizzly bears in a public square.

Inclusivity is already an important goal, and I’m really glad to hear about the people working to increase visibility on this issue.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

is Sir trying to take over Saint?

My neice is kind of a weird but funny kid, yesterday she saw a big ass spider and shouted “Give it the leathal injection in the electric chair then stab it in the face with a gun!”

The news channel my company insists on playing (CNBC maybe? I don’t know) showed some quotes earlier from people who got dismissed from the jury. One of them was the Wu Tang disrespect quote. My favorite was the person who said they wouldn’t be able to impartial unless it was about what jail he went to.

A few years ago I started a new job at a Navy hospital. As part of the hiring process, I had to have a Navy physical, including bloodwork. My titers came back very low in several areas, and I found out I had never been vaccinated against chicken pox. A few months before this one of my son’s friends had chicken pox.

She’s like the original AHCA

Dropped my daughter off at orientation at the age of 38; when I stopped to ask directions to her dorm from some Official University Representatives (students) they asked for my student ID. As a parent, you take your wins when they come!

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

My wife and I watched it as a Shavuot treat to ourselves after the in-laws left and the kids were in bed. We found it really funny.

Lumberjacks as well.

I think Scotland could still make a decent amount off butch lesibans and hipsters.

Seriously! White dude who rapes a woman with witnesses gets 3 months and probation and this guy who alledgely stole a cell phone and was identified by his skin tone gets 19 years?!

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

Some of my happiest childhood memories are of playing with rusted out auto parts in an empty field across from my BFFs house. Zero adult supervision, sharp rusty objects, and even, one time, a cache of old playboy magazines that we studied with Talmudic attention. Keep the marsh open.

I disagree. This is prime time to start a local Tween Hunger Games Survival Club. Local meeting place: Death Marsh. DUH

If he did I wouldn’t be surprised. So many of these holy rollers who speak out against gays turn out to want the D so many times.

It reminds me of friendship bracelets when I was little. In 5th & 6th grade everyone was making friendship bracelets and I could make them super fast. This other girl, Jennifer, also made them super fast and sold them. I felt bad for the kids who couldn’t buy them and made them for free for kids who claimed they…