Defense Contractor, I presume?

It’s North Korea. Normally they’d have to spread lies and half truths to make America look this bad. Now they just have to tell the truth.

The majority of Trump voters have no idea what’s going on in the world either…

You kids and your Tweeters and Instaspams and Fumblers and Book of Many Faces. I my day we AOL instant messaged like the good Lord intended, I’ll tell you what. Why, we’d have to be at our desktop CPUs and sit for hours to LOL and BRB ourselves into oblivion.

I wondered why I recognized those people. I had to watch that training video.

Sorry, off-topic, but happy Nowruz and happy Spring, everyone!

I know! They look so happy and they deserve to!

“He looked like a fucking beegee”

It’s horrible, but I love that your dad was offended because it wasn’t a good ethnic joke.

Okay so this one has a little different tone but...

The first time my mother met my father’s parents, his father answered the door nude and put on a porno during dinner.

He will be given a proper masturbator’s funeral. His porn collection will be heaped upon him and set ablaze as he sets sail for Valhalla.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

of course! too close to the press.

So how long until we get to the Stalin-esque purges? Clearly the comms group is going to be the first to go.

all the daves i know feel the same way.

Stop making up fake band names.

Yeah, but nobody thinks that they’re “rich rich.”

Bill Cosby sucks, but Cliff and Clair Huxtable are my parenting idols.

I can’t remember when I first realized we were in the upper middle class (dad’s a prominent attorney, mom was in entertainment business), but I do remember my parents clearly teaching me that their money is THEIR money. I was being a snotty 13 year old and begging my mom for the latest trendy jeans - they were like…