Oh thank god I am drunk.

On a related note, here’s the most fucked up thing I’ve read in a long while. I’m reading Governor Bradford’s diary of the first twenty years of life in the Plymouth colony, and late in the book he relates one episode in which a teenage boy was caught sodomizing a farm animal. He eventually confessed to relations with…

I always stay faaaar away from motorcycles because I have this horrible mental image of them hitting a small pothole and falling over in front of me. I know this is ridiculous because riders are far more skilled than that, but they’re so soft and squishy looking, even with gear!

5 people died. Barring medical emergency there had better be charges.

I’m starting to get a little tired of my nutritionist. It’s been debunked over and over that coffee is not as much of a diuretic as once claimed. She even told me that tea - TEA - doesn’t count towards my water intake, and that has less than HALF as much caffeine as coffee. Plus it’s good for you, so I think its worth…

And whether or not the young man can still flash his easy-going smile and enjoy rib eye steaks. If not, the impact this has had on him is already too great.

Brock Turner’s dad wants to know how many minutes the stabbing took before he decides whether the sentencing is fair or not.

This is far enough away from actual oppressed sexual minorities that we can point at them and laugh, right?

The gardenia candles, organic pb&j, and Secret clinched it. Luda is wooing my mother.

I’m going to assume it was a one-time thing, and she only gave it to the 4 month old because she was trying to kill her.

It’s not that unheard of. I exercise during my commute too by masturbating furiously while I drive home from work.

Like these guys? Oh wait, that's right, nothing happened to them.

Advocating for racial equality is not “partisan activity.” It’s common human decency. Sorry your white-boy feelings got hurt in the process. (Except, no, not at all.)

A question. Doesn’t the code talks about political PARTISAN activities? BLM is not a partisan political activity. It’s social activism but not partisan political activity.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Rita Wilson has albums?

this is meow meow

These almost look like Duolingo for programming complete with gamification. I am definitely checking these out.

Any time I read anything about bathroom policing I get that sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach because I am preparing to read about an act of violence perpetuated against an LGBT person. It’s just a matter of time before it happens and it makes national news.