Heck, The 3rd season of The Expanse [SPOILERS]

Oh, so not necessary. Now that Congress and the courts have blessed Trumplestiltskin’s theft from the Defense Department budget for his precious wall, this precedent leaves most portions of the federal budget as fair game for any successor to reassign as they will.

Black Bush remains the GOAT of political sketch comedy. 

Pendant-me failed to control the urge to point out that the Force isn’t a MacGuffin, which is a very specific sort of plot device that drives the plot by serving as a physical thing the protagonist and antagonist struggle to possess or control, and rather its own distinct kind of plot device.

Don’t you dare sleep on this! We all have to watch it and weep, why do you get to nap through the cataclysm?

Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.

Five million TIE fighters drag a Death Star through the Kessel Run.

[watches trailer for twelfth time to check lighting claim]

Don’t watch Altered Carbon.

And even Perot at his most insane didn’t mean it quite this literally.

At least then we could call him Orange Cnut.

The point is...conceded.

THE CRYSTAL STAR DOES NOT EXIST!

“Beyond the shadow of a doubt”

We’re trying. He’s heavy, alright?

Britton’s portrayal was legit unsettling. Between his Ed Kemper and his Hazel from The Umbrella Academy, he had a helluva year of standout walk-on performances.

The sad part is they used to not be a joke. It was their suit that ended DADT, for example. But like every other part of the GOP, they are now just Trump puppets and suckers. The final hollowing of a once substantial party, though they’ve had a worrisome echoing sound when thumped for a good few decades, it is true.…

“Don’t spike the baby!”

Humans desperately crave narrative satisfaction. Who’da thunk it?

He meddled in the primal forces of the universe.