Oh Shit Megaforce?! That's one of my personal favorites of theirs

Does Lucha Underground count? Because I got insanely into Lucha Underground this year.

You're not the boss of Tigerbot Hesh!

Only if he sings the theme song too and only if that song is "Far From Over" from Stayin' Alive.

and the rest will be Game of Thrones actors, just boatloads of Game of Thrones actors.

Also maybe the aliens are metaphorical I'm thinking instead of aliens it's a tech company run by a Steve Jobs-y type also it's set in China now so please remove any references to anything. You know what fuck it, just make a cheap shitty Bourne knock off and name it "They Live" we'll cram some pointless throwbacks to…

Nah everyone's a CIA family man and also there are zombies and it stars 65 people from Game of Thrones!

He can…or he can hold him up for his much sought after dog-tags before spinning heel kicking the headmaster face first into a bathroom wall.

I wonder how many Ben Hurrs it'll take before they just accept that name recognition doesn't preclude the need to make good movies…

People from Chicago apparently who prefer some kind of doughy-single layer lasagna thing.

I saw this article on facebook and needed to re-read the title to make sure it wasn't about James Nguyen.

Trump is the key to all this. If we can get Trump working, because he's a funnier fascist demagogue than we've had before.

I thought Mei was dressed like the nightmares I have every night where she gleefully perforates my head with icicles while I'm powerless to stop her.

Sometimes—to attract mates—a shark will explode…and sometimes they explode just to attract giant killer bees!

I'll spin your head so fast it will go back in time-time-time-time!

This is all that was left of their once proud civilization: their six foot party sub. Their king Randy made it for me while I waited.

Why do we always hurt the ones we love!? BANJO! BANJO!! BANJOOOOOOOOO!!!

Why do sharks explode?

You know what they say: A shark on whiskey is mighty risky…a shark on beer is a beer engineer!

"That shark? Over there? Oh he's been there…for over a year."
-legitimately one of the funniest line deliveries of all time.