With no Sheriff Truman it means the replacement will need to get Rosenfield-Rolled which is beautiful because I use Rosenfieldisms all the time and I need a new set of ones to belittle small towns with.

and every role is played by Jim Parsons.

"Those were the days of the old republic…the greenscreened days, they were laden with shot-reverse-shot and filmed in an agonizing method…dark days indeed…thank god for the empire."

Can you imagine if they went on protest? Wesley Snipes would have the city ablaze in no time. Especially if they let buses through…

Hi, I am John Bortman, Bortman's father he knows quite well. He means well but he's a dead wrong hippie fascist if he thinks that Diallo wasn't the victim of 41 convergent accidents. At our next very real family meeting we will have an in depth conversation about this. If anyone wants to hire me for Bortman related…

Have we considered that maybe this Mueller guy is just a comic strip character or something written by Seth McFarlane that's gained sapience?

What motivated dudes to ask someone to smile, like where the fuck does that even come from? I know it happens to people but from whence did it spring? Like did every asshole just get together one day and be like "Lets all tell women to smile when they're not smiling" "Why?" "I don't know, because we're the worst I…

They'd also just throw a leaked script in there too just to show how good they are at ethics.

What about people in Radio who also sell Cocaine?

"Hey Guys, We're a little low on overhead so I say we inflate our billable hours"
Let's try that again.
"Hey Guys…and the ladies, We're a little low on overhead so I say we inflate our billable hours"
CORRECT! Remember there's the wrong way to do things and then there's the Sebben and Sebben wrong way.

He did a whole lot of planning for someone who's chaos incarnate…

Nobody cares Moby…Nobody cares.

It was like a vaudville act, he gets out of one vat slips into another, gets out of that one and steps on a bucket and boom back in the vats…

Mercury Poisoning? That's what killed Freddy Mercury?

Will they be serving clamhattans, maybe with a bowl of yogurt pretzel and a hint of cocaine?

Yahoo Screen doesn't work in my country so, I can't comment on the quality of its service.

I'm shocked there wasn't an in depth discussion of Trudeau's hair…that's been a major part of those "He's Just Not Ready" ads…

This was amazing! I have no idea why but I found the whole thing gripping!

This reminds me of a Kumail Nanjiani bit where he talks about Call of Duty and how immaculately they mapped out every nook and cranny on all the character models and weapons and the like…then forgot that in Pakistan they speak Urdu instead of Arabic for the street signs.

unless it was written "Aairu" as in "I are" in katakana, which for my money would be truly hilarious.