No Gallagher bashes Watermelons. But compared to William Shakespeare those Watermelons are Daniel Tosh.

I'm with you here, they should just have a department of reviving old cancelled shows too…and they should get that department working on reviving clone high stat.

It's the "You can't kill me, I'll kill MYSELF!" tactic.

Sounds like a PG version of Sex Criminals.

Racists mispronouncing the names involved with this movie may in fact end up making for good comedy. I can't wait to hear some puffy old white dude try to pronounce Uzodinma Iweala without full on Travoltaing it.

My Junior mints are okay but I can't seem to make them smaller than a hockey puck…

As I mentioned in a post above sometimes it's even more specific, I've lived in places where there are straight up asshole theaters and good theaters.

It's a very big problem in certain theaters; we have one in my town where rich white people drop their shitty kids off and seeing a movie there from my experience is slightly less disruptive than the running of the bulls but if you go like 6 stops away on the train to the downtown theater run by the same chain it's…

Yes but I misread your comment earlier so my response is bizarre garbage.

I'm glad they brought back Lost classic, nobody liked New Lost. Because the 80s/90s right!?

They should have preserved that room like the Hemmingway house, people could come for miles just to see the wild weed growing from the floors and smell the inspirationally intoxicating stench of the script that got Kim Jong Un so mad he went and got Guile's haircut from Street Fighter.

I'll allow it.

Is a chromecast a space age fishing rod? Because it ought to be.

His family can't live on quivering lipped sadface alone! If they did they'd be the richest family in all the lands…

In some frozen hellscapes you need to pay for a bunch of other channels too and they run it up to quite a bit more than 15 bones a month.

I don't live in the 20s will I still be able to watch Boardwalk Empire reruns on this service? Or do I need to get the new Steve Buscimi based streaming service HBuscimiO Now?

I thought they made a big hullabaloo about depackaging cable chanels…great to see that's moving along smoothly…

If you're not screaming in a blind Italian rage…it's not Serie A.

Oh I'm not disparaging the 90s TMNT just saying that it's structure wouldn't work for Adventure Time. TMNT's premise is right there in the title; everything you need to know about the series' protagonists is right there. Adventure Time is very coy about the fact that the series is functionally set in a post…

Milt may be a brilliant cop but even he can't find out why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.