Try a Madras rub and cook at a low temperature over a long period.

You can piss off hippies with a lot less referential material than that…

But what about a t-shirt of the act in question. I really could use a t-shirt with a 90s alt rocker unloading assault rifles into an HQ full of crazy folk from astride a mighty tyrannosaurus…

Ha! Those country rubes and their repetitive, samey music! Now if you'll excuse me while I go listen to EDM…

You never wondered anything in your whole damn life you hear me Baramos! Now get back in the factory and make my damn wagons like the TV told ya!

Yeah every time I catch how it's made I'm expecting it to show how something is made, maybe something I use every day, maybe something like chewing gum or I don't know cardboard or something.

Do we have "Lee-ter Cola?"

You had me at Shea Whigham…

The end of this interview needs to be in some sort of movie. That was the most wonderful exchange between two living things that I've ever witnessed.

Thank you for making a stupid typo of mine into the funniest mental I've had all day…

Just thinking about…my shovel,
Tonino's cousin's in trouble!
'Till he's done…
When I'm stuck in a town with spaghetti and coffee,
I set cops on fire and saaaaaaay,
I'll steal Nucky's Booze…tomorrow,
We gotta block the roads until tomorrow!
Make my daaaay,
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I'll rob them Tomorrow!
I'll take all their booze…

If you want to make a scary Night at the Museum movie it should be set at one of those creationist museums with Noah's Ark exhibits and the like. It could just be this insane debauched film of animals brawling on the Ark while Jesus' wax figure rises up to exact vengeance on the living on Dinosaur back…

I forgot that Bobby Cannavale was in this. Now I just want a Chip Roseti musical called "Everybody's got guns!"

It's the next part in the Annieverse Sony's developing.

I upvoted you for using Canny in a sentence. I would upvote you again for using nom de guerre but discus doesn't work like that I'm afraid.

Hey man I didn't see that Episode of The Bing Bong Theory! Don't be presumptuous!

But there'd be no blood.

Roberts is not a very Asian name…

He doesn't tell an asian guy in the movie not to get in a land war in Asia so I guess it's a context thing.

Archer is actually made in Atlanta…