The impossible whopper tastes just as disappointingly bland as the real one.

I came to post this. Nicely done.

It’s not much of a spoiler, since she gets the gig before the main title.

I’d be especially down for this if they did the whole Superman Returns thing and just pretended that Reloaded and Revolutions never happened.

Does everyone get it?

Personally, I thought it was a rather Poe reference.


I’m so sorry.

John Wick 3:

Safe to say that this Joker is the crying on the inside kind, I guess.

You’re not really clear how racism works, huh? 

You saved it. Cheers.

Gandhi 2: Electric Boogal...

Sorry. I can’t even finish such a hacky joke.

Upvoted for the Dude bookends.

Oof. That didn’t go the way you thought it would, huh?

If it’s late, swing by Verti Mart on Royal St. and get their excellent Jambalaya. Don’t let the look of the place fool you. The food is legit.

So....are you employing the “I’m rubber and you’re glue” defense?

And as a follow up...are you 8?

Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you that.

You’re not wrong.