Yes.

Legit.

Yeah, you’re not going to undo the creepiness of a middle-aged man beginning a sexual relationship with the teen-aged daughter (for whom he was the actual father figure for over a decade) of his lover, and sister of his own children, nor his proclivity for endorsing this kind of behavior over and over again in is art…

Luckily there’s close to zero danger of a non-White person singing “Everybody Dance Now” in 2017.

Allen is a creep, and he deserves criticism for all he has done. But there is a factual error here. He never adopted Soon-Yi. She was not his adopted stepdaughter. She was only ever the adopted daughter of his long-time lover. The distinction may be minor (certainly in terms of the ick factor, it’s not that…

You should definitely shut the fuck up.

Shichyeah! That’s a solid list.

There’s a distinction to be made between “prudishness” and “realizing that the objectification of women for profit is not ok.”

This is very sad. I was born the year Steely Dan first released a record. They’ve literally been part of the soundtrack of my entire life. My first car has a tape deck, and the two cassettes that lived in it most of the time were Elvis Costello’s Taking Liberties and Steely Dan’s Katy Lied. I literally wore them both…

I love it. I maybe think The Prestige is a slightly better film, but we’re talking at this point about which is your favorite type of creme brulee. The answer is yes.

*Ron Howard voice*

*Ron Howard voice*

It’s not.