“Urbosa? Another Gerudo sword user!? We already have enough of those!!!!” -Smash Fanbase.

if FE had something besides skinny sword-wielding anime teens

So much better than his game counterpart.

It is saying something when a villain makes Lysandre look good.

Actually it was much worse than that. Had it been a prettier FFXI it probably would have caught on in the original non-reboot version.

Imagine dumping hundreds into this game just for it to phase out of existence forever, leaving nothing behind but memories. And maybe some regret. (hopefully some regret)

There are so many Final Fantasy mobile games. I find it hard to believe they aren’t cannibalizing each other.

“Are you a boy or a girl?”

According to bulbapedia avery is a guy, and also apparently if you update shield to version 1.1.0 (probably the newest version i would think) you can find him at wedgehurst station. You can interact with him and he’ll talk about glaraian slowpoke. Once you catch the galar slowpoke nearby avery boards the train and…

zacian has the power of god and anime on his side

I thought she was a he at first and the article seemed to agree...and then the article switches pronouns two or three times in the final few sentences and now I’m not sure.

Sword: Pokemon equivalent of Spencer’s Gifts employee

I’m getting the game tomorrow and already deciding I’m building a whole emo/punk team, because apparently that’s one of the themes for this region. 

That take is scorching hot -- DLC does not mean a game is unfinished.

James Bond without a doubt was a crybaby turned emo before he was a spy, haha. I refuse to believe anything else now.

This Pokemon is the ideal glow up. Starts out as a crying anxious baby, has a rebellious emo phase, and becomes a confident adult with optional gun!

These memes are amazing. Though I would’ve never expected them to put gun into their games, even if it’s just a finger gun. I’m still kind of shocked.

You will have no trouble whatsoever. You’re actually at more of a disadvantage if you don’t know about Japanese idol culture at all.

I’ve played almost no FE or Persona, and I really enjoyed this one. You notice some of the crossovers just from what you know of the series through pop culture, but it mostly stands on it’s own, and I didn’t feel anything was lost by not being intimately familiar with where everything originated. It’s a really fun,…

You dumped the poor bastard, now he hounds you online?