I preferred this other one from Nerf Now

Because turkeys are noble, delicious creatures that do no harm wheres Pai is a soulless money grubbing whore that will never feel satisfied no matter how much he tries to fill the black hole inside himself

A corporation can own that turkey’s body, but never its soul. Ajit Pai on the other hand....

Why does the turkey look more distinguished than Pai in a suit? Is that subtle commentary or is it just me?

Damn, I was smitten with both of those ladies back in Smallville’s heyday, but this is just sad.

Ugh. I had assumed Kristin Kreuk was a complete moron, based on her total lack of acting ability, and on interviews.

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS:

Where do you think he gets the inspiration for his material?

This guy has so many women in his life he could be the main character of a harem anime.

“Oh my goodness”

Well she’s not holding a bottle of whiskey, so there is still time to improve. :p

Confirmed: Bowser is intimidated by Mario’s nipples.

He does know how to work that pipe.

I love that he’s scared of shirtless Mario.

remember when MJ tried to revive the hitler stache? Sorry MJ, not even 6 championship rings can distract people from the fact that you are wearing Hitler’s facial hair.

I mean, it’s not exactly popular, post WWII, right? One guy doomed an entire mustache style.

It’s also hinted at with his new Ult, which he activates while screaming, “I AM OPEN TO BDSM!”

Naw, Mario’s thing in Smash is that he’s the balanced fighter. The possession mechanic would screw that up.

FYI: There’s a free demo of this game (and many other games in this series), and there’s also a free 3DS Theme you can download.

I started with IV so it was really hard to go back as its clearly the best in the series.