the clinton campaign? doing something incredibly stupid??

gawker media wishes they were this diverse

ALREADY MAD AT MY BF CUZ HE WON’T LET ME ADOPT ANOTHER KITTY.

I wouldn’t say they are paid well. It is a dangerous job that you would have to pay me a lot more than what the average cop makes in order to put my life on the line every day.

Ivanka & Donald with Donald heavily implying he wants to get her in the backseat?

Maybe if you spell it with a k? She’s super klassy.

I wanna see the SNL spoof of Republican Car Karaoke.

Not all Americans. Also, every country does awful things. What shiny star snowflake country do you hail from?

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Awful. That’s just awful awful awful and I feel bad for the other 3 tenors who had to stand there next to Pereira. His jacket is fucking awful.

The Tenors’ statement: “3 of us matter”

Honestly, don’t know.

Don’t ever go to work in an educational institution in a mandatory reporting state, then. In fact, don’t go to work in education. Thanks.

Not part of his responsibility??? Have you EVER managed or been in charge of people before ??? Of course it was his responsibility, not only as an employee specifically tasked with managing Sandusky but as a member of humanity. Even if he didn't give a crap about the damage being done to these children he at least had…

“A breakup box.”

In all fairness, they walked off because they wanted to use any excuse possible to avoid having to watch a WNBA game.

I for one salute these officers’ brave stand against being against violence. In a world gone mad with anti-violent rhetoric, we need heroes like this to stand up, turn their backs on peace, and embrace the bright light of hostility.

Next time you need a cop, call a member of the Minnesota Lynx.

I hope the next time you need one they’ll be too fragile to help you.