It’s 2022, leave it. It actually has character (gasp!), unlike the awful soulless “gray cabinet/gray floor, white wall, with copy-paste mid-modern mass market instagram aesthetic furniture and fixtures” trash that flippers and tract home builders crank out these days.

For the Headcrabs, I submit Ravenholm in Half-life 2.

I can’t believe every new car has already apparently had damage to the rear quarter panels and had to have mismatched donor car parts welded in.

Super weird look.

Don’t use microwave, just put it in the sink in a container of some kind and run a slow stream of cold water over it and it will thaw in no time.

Nowadays most people’s “hood vent” are merely a very ineffective scrubbing vent combined with a microwave. What is needed is a hood vent connected to outside so the whatever the vent sucks up isn’t merely redirected back inside.

I’ve not noticed a problem with that. I cook in a cast iron pan, which should stay hotter than other pans, but I think it drops down to the oven temperature pretty quick. I like thick ribeyes, and have been searing steaks on the stovetop and then finishing in the oven ever since I saw the very first episode of Good…

microwave defrosting is SOOOO bad!! you’re not thawing, you’re cooking meat in the worst possible way. only heating the water molecules and denaturing the proteins inconsistently.

I mean, to me, it just looks like a dumb move that came out lucky for her. It wasn’t a smart play at all, but then again, Adelstein going all in wasn’t particularly smart either. Both went in with nothing and one person won because someone has to.

I suspect that’s why Ned’s instagram post makes a point to refer to his cheating as “a consensual workplace relationship;” that is absolutely lawyer-speak.

He’s the CEO and slept with an employee. He’s not fired because of the cheating, it’s the abuse of power.

I imagine his place is permanently derailed because of legal concerns. If the Try Guys employ the woman who was part of the affair, and Ned was her employer, that's already on dicey grounds. And now that the affair is exposed, the two can't keep working together unless the Try Guys are willing to trash their public…

This is more akin to the John Mulaney situation. Famous wife guy whose brand is “I love my wife and kids!” ends up being a grossy grosserson

Yes Alan, they need a sign for that:

Bless your heart for not posting this as a slideshow, Stephen 🙏

This shit is downright evil. And it shows that they’re always expecting no accountability, because that plan is just too dumb, but these officers still went ahead and did it. It’s like they know anything they do will be treated as a whoopsie.

Three officers conspired to commit murder? Another day in American policing. They will be found to be completely lacking in responsibility for this as it was the suspect’s fault for being detained in the first place and the American police death penalty doesn’t care about the offense.

We do have at least one answer:

I think ‘expected to survive’ is a very generous assessment when the title should probably be:

And Tang!

What the actual fuck