Wait, you meant to “put it into context” by comparing a crow-hop throw from an outfielder to a pitcher’s legal delivery from the rubber? That’s what you define as context?

I totally understand I may take flack for this, and I am open to correction, but the guy was moving forward with an awfully large head of steam before throwing that ball. I’m not saying throwing 100+ isn’t impressive. I’m just saying qualifying that with “only a dozen or so guys can do that” isn’t true. You give every…

Head injuries in football are bad, but this should be celebrated. Okay.

Huh? Do you plan on writing for a living?

Why? Because he reproduced their comments in full and with a minimal amount of commentary about the content - with that commentary being more of a contextual summation (‘this argument is often found in a separate context; that argument came without prompting’) - and then ended by saying he’s glad athletes forwent…

Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.

Meh. It beats being severely disappointed in April. I’ll take it!

Okay so ESPN cleaned house and got rid of talented journalists like Keith Olbermann and even those that had some appeal like Bill Simmons. ESPN didn’t put up any fight when Cowherd sought greener pastures at Fox Sports. they even appear willing to let human bean bag and stripper enuthsiast Jason Whitlock waddle off to…

What about Kotaku? Ha ha, just kidding. Nerds.

Dump in some extra chlorine mom, that pool is all full of ursine now.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

Or just waited until a Sasquatch walked by and lifted the truck off of him, equally plausible situations.

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

Do you huff spray paint or dust off?

I live in Indiana. I can go so far away from city lights that on a night with no moon, it’s pitch black except for the stars. It never, ever looks that clear or colorful. Ever.

I surf Reddit, browse 4chan, and lurk on vine. Ive been to 9gag (gross) and I assure you “What are thooose?” is not a meme. Its stupid bullshit like planking and Tebowing.