You obviously didn't grow up around any Mexican gangbangers.

“Holmes.”

Two things can be true:

He is a doctor

The NFL does fuck with the regular season schedule just for more money....

For those who have ever wondered what is meant by the term “meta,” this is about as clear an example that will ever be provided.

Fucking Cardinals fan.

I think Gawker needs a few more Confederate flag posts. The 2 dozen so far aren't enough.

Lebron’s 4-2 record tops Jordan’s 0-6 record. GOAT

You cannot fix this problem with logic. Every decision maker is financially befitting from maintaining the current system from politicians to govt contractors. Everyone is getting paid in jobs, cash or campaign funds to keep the giant broken wheel turning because the tax payers are paying for it all.

You’re right, there’s no way anyone from Chicago can experience duplicate levels of joy from the Hawks and the Cardinals. None of us make any sense and would never be called #BFIB. Totally unrelated because you, Gordon Bombay, jealous Ducks fan said so.

I objectively care more about the Hawks and hockey than any other sport. The fact that my team won it all and the next day the team I hate the most in baseball had this happen means that it has been a great last few days in Chicago. I am not alone in this feeling. Sorry I spoiled your day by bringing hockey into it.

This story is literally the gift that keeps on giving and I never thought the Cardinals would give me the greatest birthday present ever. Between this and the Hawks winning the Cup I feel like I won the fucking lottery.

Obligatory meme......sorry for the volume not my vid

Clicked because I figured it was about prions but there has got to be a better title.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

The fact that his Twitter handle is Perlmutations makes me like Ron Perlman even more.

Solution: Get it on PC.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.