"However, as Jezebel reported, Faircloth had a long history of making contradictory statements online[...]"

No one will ever again wonder why Schadenfreude is German word...

Saints Row copies GTA copies Saints Row.

Indeed. this is a post-SPORE world... And this game give's me an eerily familiar vibe

You know after dealing with cheaters for so long and Chinese farmers that need to rot in hell. I really do not have the problem that others do with this. I'm for it because fuck cheaters. They ruin the economy of so many games and run off so many wonderful players in many FPS games. They get what they deserve.

Wooden beams, spoked wheels, fabric spools and foot pedals existed long before the cotton gin, so did Eli Whitney not actually invent the machine which propelled textile industries into the modern age? Just because he put other components together that he didn't conceive from the ground up, even though it was nothing…

heheheh horseball.

"Ubi..... You've got some 'splainin to do!"

I didn't contact anyone before I posted this. I'd treat this situation as anyone else in the whole organization would. (Somehow I doubt JK Trotter is hitting up Shepard Smith in advance of each time his sexuality comes into question on the front page of Gawker.) Afterward, I usually let nature take its course. People…

I've done that here, here, here, here, here, here, here...

Well, Jalopnik Detroit is a sub-section of Jalopnik...

The working title of this was "Antiviral: What's Bullshit On Gawker Media This Week"

First time I played Doom was on MS-DOS on an Intel 386 processor.

I watched the video. I read the notes.

This statement makes me feel sad and old...

Hi, Dan.

Go ahead, assholes. Tell us again how "only white people and like seven Indians" care about this issue.

What if you're not an athlete? What if you're just a thirsty dude. Can you still have some Gatorade, or does that lightning bolt mean no?

I was tickled to read that "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin-Khuilo, born 7 October 1952) has been a real jackass and the cock-sucking President of Russia since 7 May 2012."