Limousine* model. Funny to see incorrectly indentified then the correction having a typo immediately following. I AM A PEDANT, SUE ME.

Deadspin: The Dog Days of Summer Edition. Pro wrestling, small soccer tournaments, videos of kids, talk about racism. Please let the NBA resume soon. Baseball is doing this to our country.

You guys have helped convolute it, I’d say. Since you yourselves have posted 4 different articles all about the different reasons and the tears. It’s kinda funny how you try to throw shade at yourselves in a sideways glancing manner.

While I do not disagree with you on principle, reality differs greatly from what is ideal. Fans already whine enough about early stoppages, the vast majority of which are perfectly timed to prevent severe injury. But the fans of MMA are no different than the spectators at gladiatorial events. They want blood, they…

“bastardized.” As if guys making millions of dollars a year (the biggest incentive for change) would use anything less than the best technique available. I find it a bit sad that you think we should stick to some sort of traditional martial arts. The cavemen probably thought the same shit when karate came along. They…

I’d laugh my micropenis off if someone said “Hey, bro! Hot Pockets are no bueno! Try this egg instead!” That sounds like some president’s wife’s initiative that is so hilariously divorced from reality.

It’s cute in the summer time when it’s made exceptionally clear that no one likes baseball.. we have had articles on spelling bees, professional wrestling and things I’ve managed to block out since then. The sexual appetites of an NBA rookie no one has heard of?

I think your job is awesome. I want people to send me interesting things that I then pass off to others as my piece of journalism and make a decent paycheck from. Honestly, it’s a rather brilliant way to “blog.” It’s like dear abby for millenials in the food service industry, without any input from the “writer.”

How much, precisely, do you hate your gender? It’s obviously a male oriented movie. Just like most romcoms are female oriented. All I see you do in this piece is just talk about how manly it is. Sounds fine to me. I can enjoy a testosterone filled movie. Not sure that’s a valid criticism unless you were menstruating…

How he is when drunk doesn’t change just because he stopped drinking, so am would still be correct either way.

Shitty behaviors like......beating and choking multiple women? Or jaywalking? What kind of nonsense are you attempting to imply. That the common person’s petty things are akin to violent against women?

I’m sure you’re a stereotypical machismo-laden moron who has a hard time reading, keyboard trollior.

She’d wreck him pretty easily. He’s a tiny little man who handpicks which tiny little man he will also fight. Rousey would annihilate him without any doubt.

Floyd will sign a contract in 10 years, then get out of the fight by saying she tested for elevated levels of estrogen.

except for the whole Iowa thing. Fuck Iowa. Corn and pigs suck.

$50, so 1/3 the price of some Beats, and 5x better sound quality. You’ve done well, sir.

Has anyone who has ever worn a decent pair of headphones ever argued that Beats don’t suck? They’re a fashion accessory with awful equalization and overdone, bad sounding bass. This has been the case since their inception. They aren’t made to sound good any more than Jordans are designed to be an elite athletic shoe.

Exactly what I’ve been wanting ever since Cherry 2000. Oh, Melanie Griffith, no one needs you anymore.

Point proven: You like Frasier and are incapable of making a decision on what is or isn’t dumb.

Yeah, a $15 trimmer that lasts for 2 months and fails on man hair.

Yeah, a $15 trimmer that lasts for 2 months and fails on man hair.