Pretty sure having 7 kids is not an indicator of knowing what you’re doing, since I really hope most of those were accidents. It just means he had sex 7 times and failed to cover it up. If he had like 2,300 kids.. yeah he’s probably failure experienced, 7 just means he’s a fuckup who takes home like 1/4 his paycheck.

wait a gott dang minute.... don't get plastered? What are we attending a fucking MLS event? WNBA? NO, SIR. I call foul.

Idk, you could bash Greenlight all day but then still make your living on it. Doesn't seem wrong at all.

english pweese

What constitutes black face is pretty simple. It’s black makeup to mock blacks. It’s not a white girl in a black light. Grow a pair.

Looks like you missed the joke.

Nigga, please. #whiteguy

An honest question: Why clean an oven?

Uncle Frank is no longer welcome, anyway. Can't realize the pagan origins of Easter and caught him in the bathroom eating the kids' candy last year. Tired of his shit.

I would do a whole lot of heroines. What’s your beef?

Feel free to let him build your pc then.

embedding something that is supposed to be some great 60fps video that cant be resized = :(

I hoped this was an April fool’s joke.. I’ll be looking elsewhere is this isn’t a joke.

For saying cunt too many times I’ve lost 2 accounts. Guess I forgot to DDoS my opponents or I’d be golden.

I think wrestling is only slightly worse than NASCAR for hillbilly entertainment, but this guy is pretty eloquent and you can tell he really cares. It's very touching.

I truly am disgusted at all the derpy hillbillies using the death of a child to make jokes... you seriously need to open your eyes and feel something,…

assholes will be assholes. The same calloused, jackassed idiots who say stuff like that are the same guys who wonder why not one person loves them that isn't obligated to due to familial bonds.

Anyone is free to not do what they don't like. But if you want the equivalent while refusing the opposite, yeah, you're an asshole.

I never really understood the point of wasting space on a "gaming laptop" with speakers. Those take up a pretty fair bit of room and usually pretty obsolete as almost anyone using something like that is probably gonna opt for headphones, I would think. Seems like a lot of space could be saved just eliminating onboard…

The real question to me is: can Jean Claude Van Damme do the splits on them while pouring in the biodiesel and fending of Chuck Norris?

Way to not acknowledge the REAL long term effects on the brain structure of adolescents because it didn't fit the agenda of your post. Irresponsible.