What kind of list would this be without

Why the stupid boat props and horribly ugly controller? In this situation wouldn't you really want it to be functional rather than look like a model boat?

Daylight savings was for a different era. It has no application today except to fuck everybody's schedule up and make it hard to tell what time it is somewhere else.

kotaku east is your slice of fluffy garbage with chopsticks.

NEVER BEFORE SEEN ACTION. aka, some guy just posted a video.

I married the wrong man, so now in order to be satisfied I have to emasculate him and continue a longterm run of tyrannical behaviors to continue to make him feel unimportant. I am woman, hear me whore.

I wonder what your guys' cut is off this crap. You advertise it so hard that it's not good enough to give it its own page, you also have to post it onto every irrelevant page you have. Commerce team is rather understated.

I wonder what your guys' cut is off this crap. You advertise it so hard that it's not good enough to give it its own…

with only 25 days of flight time and 5 months, it seems they are either doing a big publicity tour along the way, or the batteries on the thing need to be charged for ~5 days between flights. Not sure how to interpret that.

Screw that. Give me Turing, Einstein, Twain, Kerouac and Tesla. We'll have a orgy and solve the world.

dipped in turtle shit. its pretty obviously not chicken. they have a pretty distinct swamp flavor to them. It'd be like the taste of chicken wrapped in seaweed.

Horrific. A crappy black bun and then add bone-in frog legs to it? Jesus Diaz should slap you.

VR porn might be less weird if you weren't in the middle of an interview with a games developer. In fact, I'm sure you'd beat it off furiously and happily. But I don't think that's a fair assessment given the circumstance.

Yep. You wanna be treated like adults, act like them.

They need to really reign it in with the kiddy names for stuff and flavors if they want to do it legally. If tobacco companies can't do it, it'd really not make sense for pot companies to do the same, would it? #notafanofmarketingtokids

I'd rather see windows 3.1 return. Fortunately, apple still uses it.

His accountant just coos at him reassuringly.

agreed. He's like a poor man's Terry Gilliam. Same amazing aptitude for the stylistics, but even Terry Gilliam needs a writer sometime, and he's one of the greatest writers around.

You should just be ashamed or applauded for having the patience and fortitude, not to mention the gall to download a Limp Bizkit song on slow internet. Probably eagerly waiting for 15m, rubbing your hands together thinking about how much this is going to rock. Lemmy have mercy on your soul

booty.

Please not. Dicking around trying to find the working path in convoluted terrain is annoying enough without having to then do some climbing minigame.