My vote goes to fuck Andrew Jackson. In lieu of that, I would accept a Ripley $20 bill.

by Jason Screier

I would say it'd be more akin to us living off of mold spores. The scale of those whales is absurd.

Probably. Who cares. They eat tiny shit.

It's pretty amazing to think that blue whales, the largest mammal ever live off of these tiny things. 100' long monster eats little bitties you can barely see.

Them floating isn't even the amazing part, imo. Them not cracking in half when waves roll in and how they load balance the things is the killer for me.

Are you kidding? "Yelp only has power over restaurants that give them it?" Just.. what? You don't think a large percentage of diners look at yelp reviews to decided on a restaurant? What should this place do to remove their power? Delist and have no presence? Pay yelp a large sum to remove a bad review? You are…

When Gawker made me give them access to my Facebook.

Beware any OKCupid profiles of a guy in his 40s wearing these holding a non-descript pill bottle that he swears are "not roofies," and using a selfie-stick.

ass if someone is getting laid wearing those things.

I've read a few things lately about different people working on the problem or at least thinking about it. Hopefully something can be done about the old stuff and more importantly, better policy can limit the new stuff. Wouldn't mind seeing every thing put up there have a cleanup tax, or personal responsibility for it…

We are very nearly forced to comprise a program for removing space debris in LEO already.. It will happen sooner rather than later. Too many dumbass missions have left a plethora of things up there that area very real threats to active missions.

They were thinking fat depressed people buy this, so even if our shit can't make them lose weight, it will make them think happier thoughts and perhaps repeat buy...... the FDA is so awfully slow.

That shit looks like a raspberry that has syphilis.

I just literally threw up in my mouth just looking at that picture.

It's also worth pointing out that Mr. Nimoy was a Boston native, and that this photo was deliberately taken over his hometown and state.

This is very cool.

careful with that kind of truth.....you're in the *sunglasses* danger zone.

Who would be against something so inane? WoW players have been doing shit like that for 10 years without any help... why is it now an issue... relax and write more interesting pieces about games, not ways to take screen shots in 11 year old games..

god you fucking suck. buy wards! asdfkadlsfasdklfsadkfsdkas MY RAGE CANNOT BE CONTAINED.