Unless it's behind closed ovens, then you just wipe your ass on their food and is mega lawls.

Just a curiosity but why would you say Disney? It's 3 parent companies up, and your point would have been more easily understood if you said Marvel Studios. Name dropping wins no points if you lack clarity.

The owner who doesn't pay you the wage you need to live on? I make shitty money at my job and don't get tips, I guess I should jizz on everything. Justifying stupidity is epic.

I think he could destroy it also... look at the guy.. he's Hitler's wet dream on steroids.

I laughed and don't feel bad. You didn't laugh and are enraged at the world. Might need a mirror for that L2Humor

Parody and satire are often lost on those who are too close to the subject matter or too insecure to laugh at themselves.

That could be because in "the west," (by which you don't even mean the west you mean North America, because it is not that way in most of Europe,) is because over 80% of religious people identify as Christians... It's not an odd thing any more than it would be odd if I sat in a McDonalds and judged hamburgers by their…

I'd think that it'd make your kid pretty cool. There's no reason to tolerate religion any more than there is to tolerate conspiracy theories or people who talk to the color purple. It's ridiculous. Give it 50 years, and it'll be like moron saying Athena holds the key to their happiness.

that looks horrifically unappetizing. Seafood, you make me cringe.

well played.

Soapboxing. It's clearly a rule put in place to prevent all the serious asshole teams out there from jumping in with their dicks taped down and claiming to be women for the prize money. The fact that they are allowing gay men to participate in a women's tournament should be the big thing, but you don't even address…

You managed to work Star Trek, Star Wars, and "crossing the streams" into one post. I'm giving you the Pewter Dragon award as Nerd of the Week. Hi-5 *whiff*

Extremely versatile; will tell time on left or right wrist and even while standing on your head.

Extremely versatile; will tell time on left or right wrist and even while standing on your head.

not hard to figure out what it's there for. It's collecting data.

I am anti-gun, but I think that is a pretty stupid line of thinking. If you're getting raped or beaten to death, you'd prefer to not have a gun so that maybe they didn't shoot you or fuck you with it? Huh?

Is Unreal4 that bad or did they just way too many straight lines? Looks like Oblivion with better lighting and worse geometry. Where is our progress?

If you need any of this advice, or generally speaking if you go to clubs at all after 23, don't try to have sex at all. You may inadvertently breed.

Wow, mac is the true gaming platform of 2011...in 2015. I'm sold.

I noticed for the 3 seconds it was down and meandered over to ESPN to read about a deflated football, Lebron James' preferred jock deodorizer and Which Teams Farm System Has the Best Chance to Pay Off in 2019. Tragic, really. On both fronts.

Only if they sip their drinks and don't tip.