At first I read this as Brit police arrest PNS attacker, and I was like "fuck yeah, that'll teach you to attack in an ungentlemanly fashion!" then I read it was the PSN attackers and was like "Fuck yeah, that'll teach you to attack in an ungentlemanly fashion!"

Noone saw that coming. Idiotic children.

This is why you're stuck at the bottom. Talking out your ass with little information.

Xbox didn't recover immediately. It took over a day to be back to fully operational. Look who runs XBL and who runs PSN. You'd really hope the former would be the better protected network.

Remind me what part it is the mainstream doesn't understand about MMA? They've made it household and a better financial decision than any other combat sport, including boxing (unless your name is Maywithered.) I'm pretty sure it doesn't get a lot more mainstream than where UFC is right now.

If Liara looked like that I'd have no regrets about falling for Tali'Zorah.

I'll trade not having to run Uplay for no FOV slider (even though its already cracked and patched in.)

Hope you've never used youtube to hear a song or watch a movie clip.

I've never tried piracy at gunpoint. Do you think it will improve my download speeds?

Weird that EA's stock is so high with so few products breaking even.

A guy who pirates the game because the pirated copy is BETTER than the retail copy is hardly the problem. Think a littttttttttle bit and you'll see where you went astray.

You got a job in silicon valley waiting for you with your jargon expertise.

They should be paying her $109 more for bearing the responsibility of the door.

Can you tell me one time where a flight attendant has helped out with safety? They read a card and pass out peanuts and keep the vodka that keeps me sane flowing. Don't overstate the job. They aren't air marshalls with snacks.

Pretty much is a bus. With wings.

If you're looking to Gawker for morals in journalism, you can come see me for disease-free sex.

A card carrying member of #fucktheconstitution I see.

Did you really compare Kanye to Lennon? Just... wow.

Kanye gets that Kanye is cheezus. That is all Kanye needs to get. Once you are cheezus all is falls on the wayside. very meta, Lillard, very meta.

Just tell me it has Tina. Please.