Hope you've never used youtube to hear a song or watch a movie clip.

I've never tried piracy at gunpoint. Do you think it will improve my download speeds?

Weird that EA's stock is so high with so few products breaking even.

A guy who pirates the game because the pirated copy is BETTER than the retail copy is hardly the problem. Think a littttttttttle bit and you'll see where you went astray.

"In the area" in space combat would be measured in hundreds of kilometers. They have trouble even finding the droids they are looking for.

was no time travel in Interstellar. Gimme that nerd card.

You got a job in silicon valley waiting for you with your jargon expertise.

They should be paying her $109 more for bearing the responsibility of the door.

Can you tell me one time where a flight attendant has helped out with safety? They read a card and pass out peanuts and keep the vodka that keeps me sane flowing. Don't overstate the job. They aren't air marshalls with snacks.

Pretty much is a bus. With wings.

Really? Try harder, man. Anything to get cold war or anti-Russian sentiment going. This is a pretty noble project. Shame on you.

If they're all rushing to grab bills, let 'em know I have a student loan payment for Great Lakes and Cumcast won't leave me alone cause I'm 2 months overdue. I'll contribute.

Nope, but you better have a liquid cleanup bag, or when Cmdr. Notsofappy wakes up and floats into a ball of babies he may not be thrilled.

If you're looking to Gawker for morals in journalism, you can come see me for disease-free sex.

A card carrying member of #fucktheconstitution I see.

Except Kim is his family name... facepalm.

Did you really compare Kanye to Lennon? Just... wow.

Kanye gets that Kanye is cheezus. That is all Kanye needs to get. Once you are cheezus all is falls on the wayside. very meta, Lillard, very meta.

thank you for breaking down last week's science new into something us morons can understand.

Or maybe you should hold back on ridiculing anything that encourages maths and science educations. If anything helps encourage it, it's a good thing. Withholding snark might not make you a jackass.