How is the U.S. line in these graphs higher than the world ones? Am I brainfarting and missing something simple? I must be.

You say daredevil, I say suicidal asshole. Tomato..tomahto.

Yeah, does not sound like a pleasant thing at all.

Great, so not only are my cats assholes, they're now drunk.

Even the peacocks? They NEVER DID NOTHING TO YOU.

I accidentally found the instawin crap because I got a phone call on my first load up. The crab rangoon was legit and Pagan Min was a pretty good dude.

"cap the pipe?" Is that a thing? That sounds inherently painful.

so, uh. the needle in the junk is preceded by a bunch of other needles in the junk? You're not selling me here.

Yeah, keep that needle away from me. If I am in a position to have unprotected sex for a prolonged period, I'd much prefer to be snipped. It's usually fixable if you want kids down the line and is far less...horror movie.

In my day we called it pulling out. Fingers crossed.

Before reading what I'm sure is another excellent piece, can I guess that the gear you needed was a Diner's Club card and your printed out itinerary from hotels.com?

It takes a very special type of titanium balls to be a test pilot. Who sees some weird theoretically-feasible contraption and goes "Sure, I'll let you drop me from an airplane in that."

Assholes on motorcycles are always 18-25 years old. After that they learn to vlaue your lives and stop buying crotch rockets and behave responsibly. Judging the vast majority of cyclists based on a few morons is akin to how racism works. Don't do that.

No. Idiots writing articles with titles like this is why the 15 million motorcyclists in this country are judge by the few assholes you publicize.

How come so many characters in video games wear vests? No one anyone would ever talk to and not shoot IRL wears vests. But in video games there's always at -least- 1 guy with a damn vest.

Shadows are a big killer and don't add much to the game. Turn em down.

No. I turn shadows to low and the god particles to the lower setting and run it at 1920x. That's about it. Have no issues.

I rewatched the series recently for the first time in like 10 years, and I still loved it. Most people's gripes with DS9 were because they had weird expectations. It was good stuff.

Over your head much? But don't miss an opportunity to try to be superior.

User error. Tada.