You came to Gawker for journalism. I found one of your problems.

Cheese curds are so, so, so much better than cottage cheese.

Anyone stupid enough to think this is funny probably really could use the jailtime to contemplate the resources they're wasting and the lives they're putting in danger. It's not a prank, it's dangerous, wasteful and stupid.

So you're saying I shouldn't finish Witcher 2 because I don't get to give her the D? NICE SPOILER. :'(

As a PC-exclusive gamer, I recently broke a gamepad after a loooong time of having it. Any advice for cheap 360/ps3 controllers for cheap or a good alternative with a similarly high level of quality?

And we were so close to a revolution... Fuck you, ebola.

Nailed it. It's one thing to make healthy diet choices, it's another to Jenny McCarthy them.

That takes some horrific luck. Hockey pants are pretty damn tough and have plastic plates in them on top of the thickness of the padding. Poor guy.

Because the reason they were banning him was personal debt. His on-pitch calls are usually dead on and he's known for that, so clearly isn't compromised due to his debts. So, I would indeed say that they transcend "all that" baggage.

You don't even have to add "relatively" to qualify Norway as wealthy. It puts the U.S. to shame. Only tiny middle eastern kingdoms and Singapore out-wealth it. It's insanely well-to-do.

Oh, I know they're not the same ones anymore. They're not just analog, set and forget, motion/pressure mines. But unless they have a deactivation period or the U.S. marks down and cleans up every single one it lays, it's not helping the problem at all. It might be not be a big of an offender anymore, but it only takes…

It's the best of both worlds. I, as a man don't have to stand up and get to rest my sweaty, gasping for breath fat ass on you, and you get the doggy you so desired. Compromise.

also every long termer knows how to make a lighter out of a battery and some foil or a gum wrapper.

Prison alcohol is a very interesting thing. Ketchup packets, bread. Anything that has sugar or yeast is fair game. And disgusting, so don't do it.

I eat rice a ton as a broke vegetarian. The only thing that makes eating it so often palatable is knowing how to make it a lot of different ways. Seasoning the water or juice, whatever you decide to use, while it's boiling lets the rice absorb all that flavor while it hydrates. Unless you want plain white rice, season…

Boy, have I got your number.

nothing stereotypical about this comment. O_o

Ah, brown flavor gum. Everyone's favorite bus-bench-underside snack.

It's cause Hazel is black, isn't it?

I think it's largely laughable to think that those mines are much of a deterrent to such a tyrannical, sadistic regime. They'd just march their army straight through the mines if they were inclined to invade. That being said, let Seoul own the mines, the U.S. doesn't need to keep developing new mines when most of…