Shadows of Mordor purposefully distanced itself from the movies. And if you want to be honest with that whole series, there were a dozen games out before the movies ever were thought of, so it'd be a movie based on games if you want to blatantly ignore the books.

when you try to load a weapon with a bad definition, you'll probably be dead.

pretty much the only thing people capable of making the mistake would recognize that uses a clip is the m1 garand... it's a spring clip. almost everything else is a magazine, as far as what is commonly seen.

you're beyond wrong.

thanks for telling me exactly why i posted what i posted. you're a sweetheart...and wrong.

It's the only appropriate time to douche — when it comes out green. And seriously, like anyone thinks he's iconic? He's Hawkman with better tights

nothing like fucking with a community of online gamers to get respect online.

magazines!!! :'(

You think the word holocaust is specific to Nazis killing jews? Oh boy..... you know what's disgusting about that? How Jews have so ingrained in your head that they were the major victim of world war 2 through constant whining and lawsuits. They were #5 on who got killed the most. It's bullshit. Don't throw…

I take it all into account, I'm very well read on it. I'm just calling him out on saying Kai's incompetence was the cause...most of the deaths occurred many years after Kai was no longer alive thanks to Mao's utter incompetence.

what's dramatic about saying ruined? some guys tried to play some stuff and have fun, some assholes with a vendetta ruined it. Ruined is entirely the appropriate word and they should be criminally prosecuted.

also, love you attributing the death toll to weather more than Mao's utter disregard for certain areas of the country. It was utterly malicious, not simply poor planning.

well then that's okay right? If your utter incompetence (the thing you attribute to Mao's foe) leads to 50 million deaths, but if he had did it intentionally!!! (as if you know his intentions) it's 10x worse?

Not sure how any loss of human lives can be orders of magnitude worse than what ended up being the greatest loss of human life since Stalin (and in some estimates, greatly exceeding Stalin.) It's horrific, and it's almost directly related to a lack of foreign intervention.

JFK told us that this, that and the other thing are completely related. We will do them.

I'm 33, and think that you being 42 and still loving this game should require a federal ban on you owning any sort of van, and an ID check when buying candy.

I think this is a fantastic thing for him to do. Anything that encourages people to actually create something rather than simply consume is a downright noble act, in this lazy bastard's mind.

I don't know how Kotaku can even consider writing about this with the imminent release of the highly anticipated Buzz Aldrin's Space Program Manager!!!!11!1!!!111

I haven't died yet because I'm still in the locker. Seems like the alien and I are at an impasse. It's terrifying. I am waiting for the sunlight to resume.

I think you're assessing a game with multiple difficulty levels based on a review that doesn't even specify what difficulty level it's played on. They made easy mode specifically for you. The men will be the ones like me playing on Hard and hiding in a fucking locker for 20 minutes because they're too scared to come…