The Shadowrun game for the Genesis... The woodlands scenes were so vividly creepy.

When you hit $10/hr did your ambition disappear? #question

If this means I can't continue my duplicitous relationships with Tali'Zorah and Liara, someone's getting cut.

Shittily raised children who cuss out their parents and are ungrateful and demanding could use a healthy dose of someone else telling them to fuck off, because their parents are clearly not providing it.

you nailed my point so precisely, are you sure you aren't psychic?

well fed on the jezebel/kotaku cake pieces? ooh. :\ I'll see myself out.

Or now that his career is basically shot as he's a 5'2 Scientology freakjob whose bad acting has finally shown through, he'd love to do an ad...for anything.

9+ is if you've slowly escalated your toy size to the point of forming an event horizon around your underwear.

I won't jog IRL and I sure don't like having to do it in games. I'm waiting for RL fast travel, not slow travel in video games.

I'd be okay living in the Game of Thrones world if I could live in one of the free cities and be a fat merchant.

lying ass astronauts. you send me in my wife into a 0-g environment when we're trying to have a baby and you think that isn't happening? I've spent 10 weeks before the mission figuring out how to get nut out of the air in 0-g, it's so happening.

You mock it now, but the second someone invents a way to spin snow into gold, you're going to shit.

I can't wait for the sand snakes. Sadly, I think they won't get to their true level of awesome until the season after the upcoming one.

you should probably get a joke, you anal retentive derp.

that's hilariously epic.

austria, not australia you geographically challenged apechild.

batman's eyes glow.. cause MICHAEL FUCKIN BAY. Make everything glow or cgi fire. recipe for money.

If they thought it was pronounced dodgy, their article probably ended up on giz or gawker.

Pretty sure the Sports Illustrated Network (SIN) requires you pay for each show you watch. Also prudent to make sure children aren't around.

I don't think there was a time during the entire game where 2 consecutive quests had matching morality or logic. They made a game that could've been pretty deep then just kind of jumped the shark immediately. Saints Row's story is more riveting and consistent.